Kardashian Christmas Card 2013 Revealed: Who's Missing? Who Steals the Show?

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On last night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians: A Very Merry Christmas special, the E! stars revealed their highly anticipated, over-the-top holiday card.

It is, in a word, busy. See for yourself below:

Kardashian Christmas Card 2013

The intricate, high-fashion photo set in a ransacked casino or carnival-like room of sorts has a lot going on, most notably Kim Kardashian's chest.

The whole family is dressed in black, but it's Kim who commands the attention, standing on a staircase in a cleavage baring, body-hugging dress.

Siter Khloe Kardashian is seen with Kourtney's son Mason, while Kourt herself clings to daughter Penelope and Kylie and Kendall Jenner strike poses.

Kris Jenner, too, is in the forefront (as if she'd have it any other way), while estranged husband Bruce makes a surprise appearance in the background.

Noticeably absent from the pic? North West. And the men of the house.

Not that any man can survive in a house where Kris Jenner's totalitarian rule is law, but you get the idea. No Lamar Odom, Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick or 'Ye.

It's a lot to take in, and there's a lot to analyze. Other takeaways from the annual Christmas was shot by renowned photographer David LaChappelle:

Kim Kardashian Christmas Card Photo
  • "The End" is lit up above Kim Kardashian? The end of what? The world? We have just about reached that point. Perhaps the Mayans were off by a year …
  • The ATM and the massive, sparkly dollar sign. Happy holidays from Kris Jenner!
  • The dismantled mannequins. Idealized perfection destroyed. Symbolism. Deep.
  • The pile of discarded celebrity gossip magazines. Take that, tabloids! Served!
  • The Illuminati symbols! We knew it!
Kylie and Kendall Jenner Christmas Card Photo
  • Bruce Jenner. He appears trapped in some kind of chamber, preserved for posterity but looking like a shell of the man he once was. Fitting/sad.
  • Kendall and Kylie Jenner. Stepping up to be the next Kim clones, no doubt.
  • The TV screens. Because they live their lives on screen. More symbolism.
  • Mason's face and position sort of sums up how we all feel about this ...
  • Kris Jenner. If anything makes you want to punch yourself in the face, or lament the decline of society, staring at her below may do it.
Kardashian Christmas Card Shot
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I don't care for the card this year. I don't like the graphics, how everyone is so spread out, and how its not very family or Christmasy. they missed the mark this time


They all need to be flush down the toilet .... Lol


Does anyone know who the baby is on the wall next to Bruce?


Does anyone know who the baby is on the wall next to Bruce?


The card is stupid, the older girls talking about the card really makes them look stupid and I bet Lachappelle is laughing all the way to the bank. I can't believe anyone could even think the card was cool. It is stupid and symbolizes stupidity. And it goes to show that dumb people think things are good if they cost a lot. The men were smart to stay out of it. Sorry Bruce - and the pony tail - really?


It's like trying to constantly flush a big toot down the bowl and....THEY JUST WON'T FLUSH DOWN! oh Kris, stop.


Lord please forgive me, for what I am about to state here in my comments on this disgusting kardashian krismas kard. If everyone view this total picture all will see it is all ILLUMINATI ALL OVER IT. Check out where Kylie and Kendall, are standing next to and in front of the seeing eye inside the pyramid. What kind of mess is this very Evil,Wicked,and very CURSED, I am wondering was this kylie's,kendall, mason,and Penelope's turned to be turned into the new beginners of the controlled puppets of kris jenner? I find it very disturbing with having mason and Penelope included in such a Dead Christmas card. Poor Mason looks like a dead puppet with it's arms hanging over,and poor little precious Penelope looks like she has two HORNS coming from her head.In this pic they have kim plastered everywhere and poor bruce looks like he is being sacrificed in some type of intertubed the expression on his face HELP ME.Please can someone tell me what is that head piece kylie is wearing on her head. I find this pic very wicked and strange they should have left the baby's out of this satanic horrified pic, truly disgusting. I will continue to pray for mason,penelope and NWTTHP (even though she was excluded in this pic ok). All the signs are revelent that this family has sold their souls to satan for FAME,GREED,AND STATUS. Let us all pray for this family for it is truly a known that this family evil,wicked and CURSED 2015 can not get her soon enough. I wonder why wasn't the men included are they going to be sacrificed by kris jenner,kim kardashian,khloe,kylie,and kendall?hmmm God knows everything. Remember it is not my intentions to insult anyone nor attack innocent children this pic is very satanic 100%. A big FAILED once again Kris Jenner.Prayers for this family. Sorry for the long comment but the truth of this disgusting pic someone had to address all the satanic signs being expressed.

@ curious

Amen to your very uplifting views. I was wondering if i was the only one who found this pic to be totally blasphemous. These celebs are misleading so many youmg pressionanle ppl, they do not realize that no amount of worldy wealth could ever sum up to the value of ue soul. They choose not to except the truth that is God and the fact that all we have here on earth is only for a short time we cant take our material goods with us when we die. To choose to forsake God and our souls for wealth is sediously disheartening. Whether ppl believe or not the simple fact is GOD IS REAL AND HE LIVES. WHEN WE XIE WE HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL OUR TRESPASSES WHICH WE HAVE COMMITED ONTO OUR SOULS. Wake up ppl and stop idolizing these fickle frivolous so called celebs.


This Christmas Kard is perfect for this family! Chaotic.


10 pecent to the good cause. sure, the Bently-foundation?


Nice illuminati symbolism there. This is the most ridiculous card, ever. Does not represent a holiday. It represents narcissism. This family is truly disgusting. Their desperate acts of attention are nauseating to many. The youngest girl looks hideously miserable with her facial expression, and that birds beak looking hat topper, draping down her forehead. Many receiving this card will be laughing at this entire family.