Paulina Gretzky Maxim Cover Revealed, Guys Everywhere Lose Productivity

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Paulina Gretzky, also known as one of the greatest reasons to spend time on the Internet, graces the cover of the new issue of Maxim, which means two things:

  1. Life is good if you're a guy ...
  2. Not named Wayne Gretzky.

This bombshell will just melt the ice right out from under you and make you want to slip one between the pads, five-hole ... or something. Sorry Wayne.

Paulina Gretzky Maxim Cover

Paulina Gretzky, who recently got engaged to Dustin Johnson, wears nothing more than underwear and a bra on the cover and in several inside pages.

Between this and Sports Illustrated inexplicably posting a video of Kate Upton nude from her swimsuit issue shoot, it's been a great day for sports fans.

"Some people gave me such a hard time posting all these swimsuit pics on Twitter," the blond beauty tells Maxim of her well-documented love of selfies.

"I'm sorry; I'm not posting pictures when I'm reading a book. Social media is supposed to be for fun, to share what you're doing when you're enjoying life."

And with that simple but profound justification, the rest of us get to enjoy Paulina Gretzky photos galore. Sometimes, win-win situations really do arise.

Paulina Gretzky Maxim Photo
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THAT LOOKS LIKE " THE GREAT GARLOO " !! GOOGLE IT

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well, america is already bankrupt, so what's the difference?

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Guys everywhere?! Yeeeaaahhhh not my boyfriend ! He likes his girls black and strong ! Like me , Henrietta ! Big pretty and I gots my real hair !

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