Snake Hides in Toilet, Bites Man's Penis

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Animals are running amok these days. In the most unusual of places.

First, a cow killed a man in Brazil after falling through his bedroom roof.

Now, The Times of Israel confirms that a 35-year resident of that country was visiting his parents in the town of Nofit when a snake that had been hiding in the toilet crept up and bit him on the penis.

Snake in Toilet

Fortunately, the animal was not venomous and the man was released after some time under doctor supervision.

"There will undoubtedly be bite marks on the area in question," a representative from Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center said, per Australia's Daily Telegraph, while a paramedic who treated the victim told The Daily Mail:

"This is the first time I've seen a snake bite like this. Luckily, all tests seem fine and the man is feeling well."

According to the original report, the man "ran from the room in horror."

And according to our best guess, every man who read this story just crossed his legs and winced in sympathetic pain.

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It must be painful. www.watchesno1.com

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Sound's funny.

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A snake biting another snake.....How ironic.

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that's why I most of the time looking down.
I'm peeing sitting to please the ladies.