Amanda Bynes clearly lives in her own world, but has she been mind-melded by visitors from some other distant planet? We'd almost believe it these days.
Especially after the actress wrote on Twitter Monday night that, "I Want A Million Dollars A Year For Illegally Having My Mind Read And Privacy Stolen."
We have no idea what goes on in her illegally-read mind, but we'd guess it has to do with celebrity gossip magazine In Touch and its recent reporting.
Bynes has threatened to sue the tabloid, claiming it has no means of reporting on her life accurately, since they are unable to read her mind. D'uh.
Maybe they figured out a way? And she's cool with it as long as they pay up?
Not all of her Tweets are controversial, however. Some aim to inspire us all.
"The Only Way Of Getting Over Fears Is By Facing Them," she mused.
Later, the 27-year-old Bynes added, "I Tweet What I Feel," and, "When You're In Love You Don't Care What Someone Does As Long As They Love You."
Wonder if Drake has received that memo.