Amanda Bynes Demands $1 Million For Illegal Mind Reading, Privacy Theft

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Amanda Bynes clearly lives in her own world, but has she been mind-melded by visitors from some other distant planet? We'd almost believe it these days.

Especially after the actress wrote on Twitter Monday night that, "I Want A Million Dollars A Year For Illegally Having My Mind Read And Privacy Stolen."

Amanda Bynes in Court Photo

We have no idea what goes on in her illegally-read mind, but we'd guess it has to do with celebrity gossip magazine In Touch and its recent reporting.

Bynes has threatened to sue the tabloid, claiming it has no means of reporting on her life accurately, since they are unable to read her mind. D'uh.

Maybe they figured out a way? And she's cool with it as long as they pay up?

Who knows, but between new additions to the Amanda Bynes ugly list, and telling Mac Miller to hop on her d!ck, there's never a dull moment with her.

Not all of her Tweets are controversial, however. Some aim to inspire us all.

"The Only Way Of Getting Over Fears Is By Facing Them," she mused.

Later, the 27-year-old Bynes added, "I Tweet What I Feel," and, "When You're In Love You Don't Care What Someone Does As Long As They Love You."

Wonder if Drake has received that memo.

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JTT is gay I saw him the other night in Allentown in PA his uncle is gay as well. He was dancing with this guy drinking some Vodkas, I've heard since I live in Allentown his family has a History of mental illness problems. The dudes a lol cray cray is all I'm saying when he gets drunk he said how he can't stand his height and went on about how he masturbates to himself, it was very weird.

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psst: SHE IS 24 HOURS A DAY DRUNK.

Amanda Bynes Biography

A Bynes Pic Amanda Bynes is a young, innocent actress who is a former show host on Nickelodeon and a singer in addition to an acting star . After... More »
Born
Birthplace
Thousand Oaks, California
Full Name
Amanda Laura Bynes

Amanda Bynes Quotes

My favorite part of my body is my smile.

Amanda Bynes

I say I never want to get married. I feel trapped with the idea of marriage. How can you really be with somebody forever? I'd get bored!

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