Man Jokes About Having Sex With Goats, Gets Arrested

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Shaun Keith Orris, 41, called police at around 2:45 a.m. Thursday to say he was "battered and bloodied" just for asking a question at a bar in Wisconsin.

His question, to other bar patrons, was how they feel about sex.

With goats.

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The owner of the drinking establishment said he asked Orris to leave, and when he refused, a physical dispute ensued that left a cut on Orris' head.

When cops showed up, the owner said that Orris was drunk and asking people if they felt they have the constitutional right to have sex with a goat.

Investigators say Orris went home after the altercation, got a pocket knife and came back, only to be arrested for disorderly conduct and carrying a concealed weapon.

On the way to the hospital, cops say he began screaming that it was a constitutional right to have sex with a goat, then started "uncontrollably laughing."

We're laughing too ... but not for quite the same reason.

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america is losing grip on real life again after the Bush-Misery?

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WHOM USUALLY GET'S ARRESTED ?? DUMMIES !!! RIGHT ?? NOW , WHOM ARE AMONGST THE DUMMEST IN THE WORLD ???? HOMOSEXUALS !!! RIGHT ??? THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES WHERE IN A VERY SORDID AND BIZARRE PRACTICE .... NOW , THIS HERE DUMMY PROBABLY GOT COLD COCKED BECAUSE , NOT ONLY WAS THE IDEA DISGUSTING , MOLESTATION OF SHEEP IS CALLED BEASTIALITY .. AND IT IS SODOMY !!! NOT SEX !!! WHAT HOMOS DO IS SODOMY !!! NOT SEX ... THEREFOR , THIS RETARD IS PROBABLY A HIOMO ....

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@ WELL .. THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM

You're one of them homos then right? Because only a homo whose ashamed would make such an ignorant statement. Your fucked up dude.

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@ WELL .. THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM

You probably are day and just too embarrased to say so.

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@ My Two Cents.....

I heard your 2 scents are SHIT AND BO !!! IS THAT TRUE , 2 SCENTS ???

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@ Marge

Marge... not to disagree with you , but Iheard 2 scents 2 scents are crotch breathe and skunks] stench can u vconfirm .

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@ WELL .. THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM

Bet you anything it was some white redneck trash...no some "homo" like you think...and contray to what you think you and people like you are the DUMBEST people in the world. PAZ!

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@ WELL .. THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM

yes, please .. you are very correct. i'v heard "lesbians" say they are not homosexuals ??? that is really dumb , no ?? even more dumb is when you see sodomy cncubinals that think they're "married" ??? dumb !! ok

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