Man Jokes About Having Sex With Goats, Gets Arrested

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Shaun Keith Orris, 41, called police at around 2:45 a.m. Thursday to say he was "battered and bloodied" just for asking a question at a bar in Wisconsin.

His question, to other bar patrons, was how they feel about sex.

With goats.

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The owner of the drinking establishment said he asked Orris to leave, and when he refused, a physical dispute ensued that left a cut on Orris' head.

When cops showed up, the owner said that Orris was drunk and asking people if they felt they have the constitutional right to have sex with a goat.

Investigators say Orris went home after the altercation, got a pocket knife and came back, only to be arrested for disorderly conduct and carrying a concealed weapon.

On the way to the hospital, cops say he began screaming that it was a constitutional right to have sex with a goat, then started "uncontrollably laughing."

We're laughing too ... but not for quite the same reason.

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