Things don't seem to be so sunny for the Real Housewives of Orange County. Relationship troubles abound for these buxom blondes (and Heather and Lydia).
Will Vicki and Tamra ever be friends again? How does Terry really feel about Heather working?
Find out that and more in our THG +/- recap!
Tamra, Heather, and Lydia meet for lunch and split a bottle of "champs." Heather believes Lydia deserves her own chance to fit in independent of Alexis.
Lydia's mom likes glitter. She calls it "fairy dust." Minus 5.
She sprinkles it on people who are having a bad day. Lydia's mom should probably sprinkle some fairy dust all over these women.
Tamra calls herself "vocal." Lydia calls her "straight crazy."
Talk turns to Alexis and Tamra calls Alexis a puppy who craps on the floor. Oh, Tamra. Such a way with words.
At the Bellino house, Jim's gotten new "flannels" and Alexis is de-facing herself for the night. This has to be an hour-long process, removing all her makeup.
Jim wonders why Alexis went to the party at all and Alexis says that if she could go back in time she wouldn't have gone. Then Jim called her insane? I think?
Minus 30 for making us watch Jim moisturize his face.
Jim tells Alexis that she's got to stand up for herself against the ladies.
At Vicki's house, Ryan is trying to install a new carseat in her car. And then she asks if they can have a little chitchat.
She wants to have Brooks over to the house and he says no. She says they have to respect her desire to date Brooks and he says, no, he doesn't have to respect that decision.
Ryan's not buying it. Brooks is gross and crazy. Stay strong, Ryan. Plus 5.
Lydia and her mom are shopping and Mama Crazy has to fairy dust the salesgirl. Minus 8. Lydia calls her "unpredictable."
Growing up, Mama did acid and smoked pot and spent lots of money while she was stoned. They just spent $2553 while Mama wasn't high, so I don't want to imagine the damage during Lydia's teen years.
Slade's son is still in ICU, so he's going back to New York to spend time with him. Plus 10.
They're having a tough conversation about their future and her reproductive clock. She feels like her desire to have a baby is unfair given the current situation.
These two are gaining on Terry and Heather for favorite couple. Plus 10.
Tamra and Heather go shopping for workout gear. Heather laments that her boobs aren't up to par with their pre-baby days and Tamra tells her to get them done. Heather doesn't want to be part of the Orange County cliche'. Plus 10.
Heather gets a phone call from her agent with a straight offer to guest star on Hot In Cleveland. Tamra gets chills and Terry offers to help her run lines.
Vicki meets Brooks for dinner and wears the fur he bought her with her own money. Then he botches ordering a martini. What kind of man is he? Minus 12.
She asks "what are we doing?" and he says "well, we're having dinner tonight." Hello, Captain Obvious.
Vicki asks him if he's dating other people and he scoffs that she says she's single. Then he says yes, he's seen other people and keeps driving home the point that she goes around telling people she's single.
Vicki says won't kick her daughter out to be with him and he says whoever lived in his house would abide by his rules. Guess what, Brooks, IT'S NOT YOUR HOUSE. Minus 9.
Brooks tells her that if she doesn't stand up to Briana, she doesn't have him. She cries.
What does she see in him?
Lydia and Mama Crazy head to breakfast. Her mom tells her not to put her purse on the ground lest she lose her chi.
Mama hasn't smoked pot in several months so Lydia wants to congratulate her and celebrate. Mama misses the high brought on by her Bay Bombers but vows to stay sober for Lydia and her grandsons. Plus 25.
Tamra has a Wines by Wives meeting and Vicki, her business partner, is a no-show. They're planning a trip to Malibu to visit a winery and Tamra's scared Vicki will screw up the trip.
Heather, Terry, and three of their four children head out for dinner. The kids do their homework at the dinner table and Heather talks about how busy her schedule is about to get.
Terry doesn't understand why the kids have to do their homework before they can chat and then Terry insults Heather's ability to do math. Minus 4.
She tells him that when she's shooting for Hot in Cleveland she'll need his help getting the kids to school. He immediately bristles at the thought and reveals plans for Casa Dubrow to devolve into a state of lawlessness.
Heather does not approve.
The idea of her house in chaos while she's working doesn't work for her.
He finally gives her the answer she's been looking for this whole time "whatever it is, it'll be fine" and she's clearly still upset.
He tries apologizing and she's not having it. Then they play the "who works harder" game and that just never ends well. Minus 10.
Heather says she doesn't ask for much for herself and this is that moment.
EPISODE TOTAL: -18! SEASON TOTAL: -45!