Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been spotted around Los Angeles over the last few weeks.
But that doesn't mean the super couple is back together. Far from it, The National Enquirer hilariously claims, as Pattinson has supposedly been spending a ton of time with...
... Katy Perry!
Robert reportedly took the female singer to a lounge at the Trump SoHo recently, as the pair "stayed side by side for much of the night," according to an imaginary source.
What do Perry and Pattinson have in common?
They've "bonded over the fact that they’ve both been cheated on," the magazine writes, adding that Perry "adores" the Twilight Saga stud.
How might Kristen Stewart feel about this rumored coupling? Just fine, an Enquirer insider alleges.
After all, she's in a lesbian relationship with Perry’s assistant, Tamra Natisin! Really. The tabloid reports that.
And if you believe all of this? You probably also can't wait to watch The Bachelor and his next chosen suitor fall madly in true love.