Well, they can't all be potential winners.
With American Idol contestants Kree Harrison and Candice Glover setting the impressive tone on the first live audition show of Season 12 last night, Zoanette Johnson took to the Fox stage and set... something else.
She botched her lyrics. She looked lethargic. She wore very short shorts.
It all resulted in a disastrous cover of Tina Turner that left Keith Urban with only one thing to praise: Johnson's "exhibitionism."
Check it out now. If you dare.