Kardashians to Launch Self-Tanning Line

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Good news, readers: you can soon be as fake as the Kardashians!

According to Women's Wear Daily, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney have teamed up with New Sunshine LLC to create their very own self-tanning line titled Kardashians Sun Kissed.

Kim, Khloe and Kim Kardashian

Ogle and vote: Which Kardashian sister would you rather... you know?

It will hit stores in April and be comprised of five items: a body exfoliator, a color maximizer, a… come on, do you really care?

“I think tanning has really been a way of life for all of us, living in California,” Kim says. “Especially, more recently, the need for sunless tan. When I travel, the one thing that makes me feel alive whether or not I have makeup on is a tan, especially in my face... so we wanted a system that was really easy but yet is a full system.”

The question, of course, is whether Kim will ever look good enough in a bikini again to take advantage of this product.

Haven't you heard? She just can't stop eating!

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Kardashians to Launch Self-Tanning Line
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They can launch whatever they like all their product are a money pit. The sales are dropping they arr desperate to keep introducing garbage in hope of hitting something BUT as everyone knows except for those kadashian idiots that their products will end up in the 99 cent stores auctioned off in boxes. Their bag lines are copy cats go to target you will get better designs and quality for much much less. As for their clothing designs ask sears how their sales are going. You alwayd see them in the 75 percent clearance racks. Yoi dont see those idiots wearing their line. Obviously not. As for those skinning jeans they keep flashing on this site. Copy cats of fashion from three years ago. As for the cut. Try them they dimply are a mass production from a sweat shop. The cut is a horrible fit. I dont know why this site forces garbage onto the public. Pleas make room for real news.

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Wow! Tanning products? Did it ever occur to anyone of your ladies, including your mother....that there are needy children out there ? Please I beg of you to start "GIVING" stop the madness! Do you know how many people are hurting from this President, with his High ass "TAXES"?

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I'd rather have younger girls try to look like them than, say, Adele, or one of the ultra-skinny celebs like Taylor Swift. If you pay attention to Kim, you'd know she does pose alot in a bikini at the beach. So a tanning product would make sense. People claim their 15 minutes are up, it looks like some companies still think they are high in demand.

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lol you can really tell photo's have been retouched. especially chloe who is so manly and unattractive.

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Those pix dn't even look like them. Begs the question:
Bad photoshop or to much plastic surgery?

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Just another product the Klan wont use.

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this picture is so extremely fake & photoshopped it looks like a cartoon.

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Gypsy's are born muddy looking

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They're not tan, they're camel jockeys, they were brown to begin with. Fake whores.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

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He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]