Taylor Swift is a prude who is so worried about her public image that she doesn't put out nearly enough and that's why Harry Styles dumped her.
According to an anonymous source, that is.
With the latest Taylor Swift split still making headlines, and with fans wondering why the singers didn't last, an insider blames the couple's demise on Taylor's concern over her loose reputation.
“Taylor is so concerned that the public will think she’s a whore because she dates around, that she doesn’t put out,” a supposed friend claims.
“What she doesn’t get is that the guys keep dumping her because she’s being a prude.”
Miley Cyrus re-Tweeted a post a few weeks ago that implied Swift was a slut, lending credibility to the rumor that she may be trying hard distance to distance herself from such a label these days.
Simply put, “Harry found Taylor a little sexually uninterested,” another source adds, explaining that Swift talked too often about "antiques."
And Taylor's reluctance to sit on Harry's face reportedly didn't sit well with the One Direction star.
“It’s no secret he’s sexually active and is enjoying his fame at the moment," says the mole. "But Taylor just wasn’t up for it as much as he is. They were sexually incompatible.”
How much of this report is accurate? Perhaps we'll find out when Swift releases her Harry Styles break up song. Possible titles could include:
- "I've Got a Headache."
- "Let's Just Snuggle."
- "Oral Displeasure."
- "What Makes ME Beautiful!"