Donald Trump Releases Birth Certificate, Demands $5 Million From Bill Maher

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Loudmouth birther extraordinaire Donald Trump is back in the middle of another birth certificate-related controversy, although this time it involves:

  1. His own.
  2. Bill Maher.
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The real estate mogul sent a copy of his New York City birth certificate to comedian Maher, who made a Trump-like demand to see the document.

Maher, mocking Trump's PR stunt announcement that he'd donate $5 million to charity if President Obama released his college records, made Trump an offer.

On The Tonight Show, Maher said he would donate $5 million to charity if Trump could prove he isn't the "spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan."

Maher, of course, is a staunch Democrat and Obama supporter, while Trump made an enormous deal about Obama's birth certificate back in early 2011.

On Tuesday, a lawyer for the Celebrity Apprentice star called Maher's bluff in hilarious fashion, releasing proof that he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan.

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In a letter, he told Maher to please remit the $5 million to Mr. Trump immediately for donation to the following five charities in equal amounts:

  1. Hurricane Sandy Victims
  2. The Police Athletic League
  3. The American Cancer Society
  4. The March of Dimes
  5. The Dana-Farber Cancer Institute

Well played by The Donald.

A representative for Maher did not immediately return a request for comment. On Monday, though, he told Leno he did not want to start a war with The Donald.

ā€œIā€™m not looking for a feud with Donald Trump,ā€ Maher said.

Too late. Your move Bill.


Why does the water-mark say "VOID" Im starting to agree that something is wrong with it. and it also doesnt have the signature of the resident doctor on duty that day.


This looks like the short form. Ask him why he won't provide the long form. I think he' trying to hide something. This short form makes no mention of Donald's father's genus or species.


That cannot possibly be considered a genuine offer. Bill could win this pro se.


That's just the short form. Where's the REAL Birth Certificate????


That was issued in 2012, so it's not his original long-form birth certificate. It's also for a Donald John Trump ***. And it's a Certification of Birth, not a Certificate of Birth. And nowhere does it say "Live birth," so it's not certifying one. Donald Trump needs to release his original 1946 Certificate of Life Birth showing DNA proof that his father is not an orangutan.


This proves nothing. Nowhere does it say that Fred E. Trump is not an orangutan.


That's not the long form. It could be a forgery. There's no signature from a licensed physician on it. Etc., etc.


While I NEVER, EVER side with Trump, this was a fantastic move. Maher should pay up. Maybe it will shut him up a bit.


Hey Moose, Rocco, help the midget find his checkbook!


JOY and mark,
I've known an orangutan named Fred Trump. This clearly doesn't satisfy Maher's pledge.

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