Carly McKinney is a math teacher in Aurora, Colorado.
But apparently she's more focused on the birds and the bees than the Pythagorean Theorem... because McKinney has been suspended for posting naked photos on Twitter!
The 23-year old apparently did so under a bio that reads "BearCrunker than most. Stay sexy. Stay high. Stay drunk. Stay free. Stay trippy."
No, really. Think we could make that up?
Along with images such as the one published above, Carly allegedly Tweeted shots of herself drinking, stripping, smoking and getting high.
Her profile has since been deleted, but she should have talked to the IT department at school: these images will live forever online!
McKinney claims the photos were some kind of farce, but they included captions such as "Naked. Wet. Stoned." and other gems that Courtney Stodden has not yet even thought of.
McKinney has been placed on paid administrative leave while an investigation looks into whether she used or possessed drugs on school property.
If she does get fired, we hope Carly takes note: THG is hiring!