Courtney Stodden Video: Purr-fectly Weird
You've heard of Hello Kitty? Prepare yourselves for Hello Courtney.
No, really, hold on tight, try to keep your lunch down and prepare yourselves.
Courtney Stodden has released her latest in a string of exceptionally odd, attention-grabbing videos. First, she complained about her feet. Then, she challenged fans to a dance-off.
She's also fondled some produce.
Now, the 17-year old is making like a cat, crawling around, purring, coughing up a hairball. It's weird, disturbing stuff. Watch below and pray along with us that Stodden does not have nine lives...
Courtney Stodden Challenges Fans to Dance-Off
Courtney Stodden is out to prove she's multi-dimensional. And, no, we don't just mean walking and chewing gum at the same time... mostly because it's unclear whether Stodden can pull this off.
But the 17-year old piece of plastic released a new single titled "Reality" last month, and now she's released a video of herself dancing to that track. Watch now and decide: really hot, or really not?
Stodden included a message along with the video, urging fans to submit their own dancing examples and promising to feature the best on Twitter. And what will the "ultimate winner," as Courtney teases it, receive in exchange for his or her talents?
The chance to personally wish Stodden a happy 18th birthday on August 29. Really. That's her grand prize.
Elsewhere, remember the Kate Upton Cat Dance video? Yeah. That was actually sexy.
Courtney Stodden Releases New Single: (Try to) Listen Now!
Courtney Stodden has somehow gotten over the pain in her foot, captured brilliantly in the first episode of her Web series, and released a new single.
It's titled "Reality" and it's all about "clubbing and dancing with your sexy partner,” Stodden tells Fox News. "It’s a story about lust. It’s about falling in love with someone. Is it in your head, or is it lust?"
Such a profound question from the 17-year old.
Stodden has also produced the track "Don't Put It On Me," which has somehow racked up 4.5 million YouTube hits to date.
But she says that one was "tongue and cheek." The latest is serious, dammit!
“I love Jesse Jay, Usher and Britney Spears, but I wanted to keep my own frame of mind and create something that’s different from the music out right now," Stodden says, in case you were about to compare her to Usher.
"Reality" hits iTunes tomorrow and you can try to listen to the song below.
Courtney Stodden Reality Show: On YouTube! Actually a Thing!
Earlier this week, Courtney Stodden encouraged fans to eat their vegetables and then jumped rope for a bit.
But the 17-year old apparently has a lot more to say and she's doing it YouTube style, as she and sketchy husband Doug Hutchinson could not find a network to air their proposed reality show.
So in the first edition of the couple's Web series (titled "Courtney's Countdown" because it will air up until Stodden turns 18 in August, at which time we're guessing she and Hutchinson will star in a different sort of video...), we watch as Stodden whines about her injured foot to both her man and her mom.
It's riveting stuff. You won't be able to look away:
Courtney Stodden: Eat Your Sexy Veggies!
She has risen to fame due to her obsession with man meat, but Courtney Stodden now claims to be a vegetarian.
In fact, this plastic 17-year old has made it her life mission to make headlines in any way humanly possible encourage others to realize just how healthy - and, surprisingly, just how sexy - the life of a vegetarian can be.
Case in point: the latest result from one of Courtney's supermarket trips. Watch her fondle a poor piece of produce in the following video:
This aspiring celebrity also wants to help fans burn calories. How so? Jump role along with Stodden and her boobs now!
Courtney Stodden Slams Blair Waldorf
Forget Dair versus Chair. Another feud is brewing on Gossip Girl: Blair Waldorf versus... Courtney Stodden?!?
On this week's episode of that CW drama, Dan and Blair lamented their boring roll in the sack via the following exchange:
Blair: "That was terrible... like the least sexy thing since Courtney Stodden.
Dan: I don't know who that is, but it's much worse."
Sort of funny, right? Not to the 17-year old piece of plastic who makes Kim Kardashian look talented.
"Oh Blair... If Dan was with me, I would have shown him a waaay better time! xxx #gossipgirl @gossipgirl," Courtney Tweeted in response, proving that she's far more adept at showing cleavage than a sense of humor.
Courtney Stodden, folks. You know you don't love her.
Courtney Stodden for PETA: Go Vegetarian! Look at My Boobs!
How can you enjoy a meal when you're killing a life?
So asks Courtney Stodden in the following video, which features the 17-year old plastic celebrity explaining why she's a vegetarian, urging viewers to adopt a furry friend when in the market for a new pet and, of course, showing off her cleavage.
We'd make fun of PETA for somehow thinking anyone wants to take advance from Stodden, but this is the same organization who also believes that an abundance of naked Z-listers will convince folks to stop wearing fur.
Congrats, PETA. Once again, you've succeeded again in making headlines over saving lives.
Courtney Stodden: So Wet in Free Credit Score Commercial
Courtney Stodden might soon unleash a new single upon the world. But she's definitely starring in a new commercial for FreeCreditScore.com. As a mermaid.
No, seriously.
In an ad newly-released online, two guys are fishing and frustrated over their lack of a big catch. Enter one final cast and one final hook, of Stodden, who emerges from the sea, writhes around and states: OMG, I'm so wet. Of course she does.
What does this have to do with checking one's credit score online? Who cares! Return later for a full look at the video.
Courtney Stodden Enters Studio, Threatens New Single
Brace yourselves, music fans. Courtney Stodden is back in the recording studio.
The 17-year old pair of breasts and her 51-year old husband, Doug Hutchinson, were spotted on Friday walking into a recording studio in Orange County, where Stodden reportedly spent the afternoon with two producers working on a new single.
"People have been contacting me all the time asking when my next song is coming out," Courtney lied said, refusing to reveal any more details.
A look at Stodden's Tweets from her studio session don't uncover many other clues about the track, either, as she simply wrote over the weekend:
While hardcore hits dominate my every move - I suddenly strip - & jump on top of a sexy sports car as I begin to wash it uncontrollably!
She later added: Smoothly shooting whipped cream into the erotic air and watching it as it lustfully lands on all the right places of my candy-coated body...
Speaking of which: if you show Courtney yours, she'll evidently show you hers. Good luck with that!
Courtney Stodden to Followers: Show Me Yours!
Beware, Twitter users. Courtney Stodden is on the prowl again.
The talentless 17-year old - who made headlines in 2011 for marrying a 51-year old actor and never not flaunting her cleavage - posted the following photo on her social networking account today, along with a caption that reads:
Come get down & dirty w/me while we floor flash together! I showed you mine... now show me yours. I'll RT the hottest!
Stodden has frequently taken to Twitter and shared her supposedly seductive thoughts.
The floor above, meanwhile, has reported a burning sensation every time it pees.
