The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Who's the Mean Girl Now?

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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls brought back "Oy, Faye" to do Kyle's dirty work. We recap all the bullying and back stabbing in our THG +/- review...

The Kyle Richards Look

We revisit Paul and Adrienne's tirade at Mauricio's event and Kyle's very upset about Brandi throwing out the F-word.

Hmm… apparently Paul screaming and calling Brandi a b*tch multiple times is OK though because in Kyle's opinion he's just defending his wife. Minus 12 for the double standard.

Taylor's practically hyperventilating. That type of violent behavior from a man towards a woman hits all of her buttons but Kyle's got little sympathy for the former abuse victim.  According to Kyle, "This is not about you, Taylor. Moving on."  Minus 15.

Taylor takes her moment to make a dig about the tendency these women have for exploiting personal issues to the public. She's still ticked off at Camille for revealing her husband's abuse on camera.  

Camille insists this is completely different but Minus 20 because how the heck are we suppose to know if no one will let the viewers in on Adrienne's big secret?

Finally Kyle gets around to telling off her sister. Plus 10. Kim definitely could have picked a more private moment to break the bad news…whatever it may be.

Kim insists she was just being a good friend…but she fails to realize she was being a lousy sister.

But Kim does bring up a good point.  This entire mess started because Kyle pushed Brandi for answers about her rift with Adrienne.  Minus 9. She got her answers. Be careful what you wish for.

Yolanda manages to stay out of the fray. She's off with her personal trainer and now I see how she keeps her model figure. Plus 18.  Not to mention that her trainer is 57 and looks 37.  Talk about a testament to the power of exercise.

Kim takes her son Chad who is turning 21 to Vegas for his birthday. Before going she checks out the AA meetings there. Plus 25. That's a positive step for being prepared for the inherent challenges of a party town like Las Vegas and shows that Kim's taking responsibility for her sobriety.

She also blew off her sister who didn't get an invite to the party.  I suppose Kim just didn't need one more stressor and right now that's what Kyle is for her.

Luckily for Kim, she's out of town when Kyle manages to throw yet another dinner party from Hell.

Kyle considers disinviting Brandi but decides that would be rude.  Minus 20 because apparently letting one guest bully another isn't.

So once again we get to spend an evening with Faye.  Why?  The woman is a loud mouth bully. She's also a good friend of Adrienne so anyone with half a brain can see where this is headed.  

Brandi Glanville admits she would have backed out of the party if Kyle had wanted her to.  Plus 10. I'm sure she wishes she had.

Instead Kyle encouraged her to come so she could deal with Faye.  Brandi tries to side step the issue but Faye's not about to let it go.  

Then Faye and Kyle insist that Brandi needs to send Adrienne flowers and an apology.  Minus 13. Seriously, does anyone think a bouquet of flowers is going to fix this? 

Everyone at the table is completely uncomfortable except for Faye who is in her glory.

If Kyle wasn't the biggest trouble maker of the group she'd tell her guest that this was no longer a topic of discussion and move things along.  Minus 22.  She's not about to do that because she loves the drama as much as anyone no matter what she says.

When Marisa tries to point out that this is a private matter between Adrienne and Brandi, Faye will have none of it.  Not only won't she let Marisa have a part of the conversation, she continues to harass Brandi until she leaves. Minus 25.

With all of their talk about mean girls, Kyle and Faye only need to look in a mirror to find them.

EPISODE TOTAL: -73! SEASON TOTAL: -171!

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