The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: The Secret That Shall Not Be Named

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills swear "She's Gone Too Far" but in truth, only they know for sure how far she's really gone this time.

We break down what we can of the secret that shall not be named and find out who is the biggest tattle tale in THG's patented +/- review!

Mauricio's Birthday Gift

Kyle's house is getting egged? Disgruntled fan? Perhaps they need to invest in a better security system. Money's obviously not a problem since Mauricio gave Kyle a brand new Maserati one week and now his 16 year old gets her own Mercedes.

Almost more shocking than the car were the girl's shorts. Minus 14. The only way for that tiny scrap of denim to get any shorter would be if she took them off altogether.  

Kyle justifies it all by saying that her daughter just turned 16 and she's a really good kid.  Shouldn't all good kid's get their own Mercedes? Apparently they hand them out when you get your license when you live in Beverly Hills.

But you'd think her parents would at least make her put some pants on before she drove off in it.

Brandi's still talking about her book deal and they're trying to come up with a title.  Minus 10 because I kind of hate the working title, It's Divorce, Not Cancer. 

Brandi Glanville wants something a little more straight forward like Get the F**k Over It. Plus 8 for her directness but something tells me the publisher might go with something else.

Did anyone else notice that Brandi's home looked almost like a normal house compared to the other ladies' McMansions. Perhaps she really does need the money form this book.

Camille Grammer makes another appearance and maybe she could cool it on the Kelsey penis jokes. Minus 15. I'm not the guy's biggest fan but this punchline has gotten old.  Time to move one.

Across town, Lisa's got her own problems. One of her servers ticked off an influential customer.  It sounds like they were both idiots but obviously the server's lucky she still has a job.  But it would have been nice if Lisa had been willing to hear her employee's side of the story. Minus 9.

But Lisa's mind is otherwise occupied as Ken heads off to have hip replacement surgery.  I never realized that he's 16 years her senior. Plus 15 because everything goes off smoothly and it sounds as though he'll make a quick recovery.

At Lisa's tasting party for her friends Brandi is asked what's the back story between her and Adrienne and in true Brandi fashion, she tells all.  The only problem is the viewers don't get to hear the best dirt. Minus 20.

So is Bravo just holding out to make this bombshell into the big reveal or are there legal reasons why this must be the secret that can't be named?

The reasons are anyone's guess but if everyone had kept their mouths shut the story could have died right there…but really, what were the odds of that?

If I'd had to guess I would have pegged Taylor as the first to tattle but it turned out to be Kim.  Minus 22. Was she just ditzy when she shared the news at Mauricio's big event or was it a passive aggressive move against her sister and brother-in-law.  Goodness knows there's still tension between them.

Whatever this secret is, Adrienne calls Brandi a liar and Paul blows a gasket. Suddenly he's screaming at Brandi in the middle of the party.  Wouldn't you love to know what the piece of news was that set him off like that?

Of course none of Kyle's friends seem to have any qualms about making a scene in front of Mauricio's clients.  Minus 18.  Adrienne's yelling about lawsuits and Paul's telling Brandi she's a b*tch as they storm out.  

If they wanted to keep whatever this is a secret perhaps screaming about it at a public event wasn't their brightest move.

Will we ever know what Brandi's bombshell was? Did you think Kim would be the town gossip? And was revealing it at Maricio's party part of her evil plan or just general stupidity at work.

EPISODE TOTAL: -85! SEASON TOTAL: -98!

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Vicky-thomas

Nosy neighbor, you give Kyle a minus 9 for being skeptical of Kim. Let me just say that Kim has been in and out of rehab for years. She has let her family down over and over. Yes, she's sober, but she's got work to do. Kyle wants to let her guard down, but she has been burned again and again. Unfortunately, Kim has made herself unbelievable. I know. I'm 15 years sober. Not necessarily a Kyle fan, but, I agree with her that Kim's actions will tell it all. Time is what is needed. And Kim should work on her own issues, like maybe getting 4th step completed, and confessing to a confidant...."we step on the toes of our fellows and they retaliate...." From the big book. Kim is just now beginning to get more clear headed, but she has a long way to go. And she owes Kyle a big, big no strings attached apology, after she does the same with her children.

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@ Vicky Thomas

I'm in recovery too...However, the first step for two-faced Kyle is to try to understand addiction. Kim is a busy body and needs to stay away from all the alcoholic parties too. The lets me know she hasnt changed her playmates and playground. A drink waiting to happen.

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instead of kim gossping she needs to get her own life in order, as for kyle she should of made faye her friend shut the hell up and not bash brandi, adrienne accused lisa of gossiping to tabloids and recieving money from it. .you can see lisa doesnt need to sell any gossip about adrienne to tabloid, this lady has money already. why didnt lisa sue her for the lies she was putting out about her since adrienne likes to sue others,

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My problem is that if Adrienne used a surr then why lie to everyone. She told stories about her difficult delivery and c section. Camille sat quietly as they all discussed this. Why would Adrienne lie. She seems a little unstable and so does crazy Kim.

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All of this stuff is scripted as in PLANNED. They want drama. The only person I remotely like is Lisa and even she disappointed me when she would not even listen to what her server had to say that pissed off her good friend. That is NOT cool at all. Even if the server was clearly wrong as an employer you SHOULD listen to what she has to say. If the "good friend" was wrong then Lisa should have addressed that and not swept it under the rug. You just don't treat people like that and you don't treat your workers with NO respect like she did. That server should have quit right then. As for Adrienne and Paul they are both trash...just because you have money does NOT give you class and Adrienne is about as plastic as they come...both on the inside and outside. I completely lost what little smidgen of "like" I might have had for her when she thought that Lisa owed her an apology too. Earth to Adrienne....Lisa did NOT owe you an apology. Get over yourself.

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I thought Kim got sober. Really who does that? I don't care what anyone says, unless is life threatening you don't go repeating stories. These women are friends with no one!

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@ Luna

Kim is nothing more than a washed-up trouble maker and tattle tell. Not a single one of them can be trusted and would stab you in the back in a heartbeat. Well all except Yolanda..so far she is the only one with class. I think that her and David had no idea what they were getting into with this show. Yolanda and David get out now before your names become trash like the rest of the women on the show.

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Does anyone remember the first season intro...Am I wrong or do they show Adrienne in a two piece bathing suit. I thought it was strange her speaking of C section last week. No woman I know would be wearing a two piece after having mutiple C sections. Info I read today talks about abuse on both sides in front of their children

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@ Linda

I have had 3 c-sections and would get in a two piece bathing suit. Its called diet and exercise.

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No big deal if she used a surrogate! I would think it has something to do with Paul and Adrienne's relationship.

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This was definitely a great episode! I couldn’t believe Brandi would just go and give all this information to the other girls when it’s not any of their business. A co-worker of mine from DISH and I both thought this episode was a little more drama than usual. I have so many other shows on Thursday nights that having the DISH Hopper allows me not to worry about any DVR conflicts, since I can record up to six shows at once. If I was Kim or any of the other girls I would have said something to Adrienne too. She had a right to know that Brandi was talking about their personal business behind her back.

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@ cheri

How much we're you paid to write that comment?

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@ Lydia

Lol, I wondered the same thing!!

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@ Lydia

Ugh, meant "were"

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To "Nosy Neighbor", writer of this article... These people live in MANSIONS, NOT McMANSIONS. FYI- A "McMansion" is a MUCH SMALLER VERSION, of a MANSION, clearly NOT where these ladies , Lisa, Adrienne, Yolanda, live. Brandi, Kim and Taylor, on the other hand, lives in normal houses. As far as I can see, the women all live in either a Mansion, a big house or a regular house... Sorry, no McMansions here... (Try one of the other Housewives shows to find that... lol...)

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@ FeistyGirl007@Hotmail.com

FeistyGirl007
You're absolutely right. No one could mistake Yolanda's place for a McMansion. The Real Housewives of New Jersey on the other hand.... Plus 20 to you for catching the error.

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@ FeistyGirl007@Hotmail.com

Brandi lives in a dump!