Look, Heidi Klum, we get it.
You are very rich, famous and beautiful. Must you rub it in our faces?!?
The super model took to Twitter this week and posted a picture of herself sunbathing on some tropical island. Shirtless!
And while we're never against any Heidi Klum nude shots, we can't help but be reminded that: 1. We do not look like this; 2. We are sitting at our computer with two sweatshirts on at the moment.
Klum, we'd imagine, is spending the holidays with bodyguard/boyfriend Martin Kristen, as this will be her first Christmas in seven years as an unmarried woman.
Kristen may get to tap this any time he wants, but, hey, we can stare at Kate Upton bikini photos all day and night. That's pretty much the same thing, right?