Whites Only Dating: Make the White Decision!

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Are you white? And looking to date other people who are also white?

Then wow, you're in luck, because whitesonlydating (dot) com is here! An ad for the fake online relationship site was posted on Reddit earlier today in all its Caucasian glory.

The most hilarious part - besides the surprisingly in-depth breakdown of the different shades of white - is that to a non-white individual, this is probably what most ads for legitimate dating sites seem like ... as well as The Bachelor.

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There are black only dating sites,magazines, tv channels, movies, cosmetics. And if a white dating site gets your panties in a bunch shut up and go cry on the shoulders of a bleeding heart like this "knockout game" as stupid as it is started with blacks kids punching jews then moved on to everyone white then, low and behold one white kid does what many before him have done and gets HATE CRIME stamped on him because HE WAS WHITE and the person hit was black, is called being white in a civilization that has tried to make white ppl feel bad for being white and it just makes me giggle, a strong black man so superior in supposedly many ways does have his ebony goddess on his arm HELL NO he got a white girl makes perfect sense, NOT!! Black power ok, Hispanic pride. fine, white power or white pride makes us racist. Just shut your ramblings up and go ruin America some more or what's left of it.

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There are black only dating sites,magazines, tv channels, movies, cosmetics. And if a white dating site gets your panties in a bunch shut up and go cry on the shoulders of a bleeding heart like this "knockout game" as stupid as it is started with blacks kids punching jews then moved on to everyone white then, low and behold one white kid does what many before him have done and gets HATE CRIME stamped on him because HE WAS WHITE and the person hit was black, is called being white in a civilization that has tried to make white ppl feel bad for being white and it just makes me giggle, a strong black man so superior in supposedly many ways does have his ebony goddess on his arm HELL NO he got a white girl makes perfect sense, NOT!! Black power ok, Hispanic pride. fine, white power or white pride makes us racist. Just shut your ramblings up and go ruin America some more or what's left of it.

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There are black only dating sites,magazines, tv channels, movies, cosmetics. And if a white dating site gets your panties in a bunch shut up and go cry on the shoulders of a bleeding heart like this "knockout game" as stupid as it is started with blacks kids punching jews then moved on to everyone white then, low and behold one white kid does what many before him have done and gets HATE CRIME stamped on him because HE WAS WHITE and the person hit was black, is called being white in a civilization that has tried to make white ppl feel bad for being white and it just makes me giggle, a strong black man so superior in supposedly many ways does have his ebony goddess on his arm HELL NO he got a white girl makes perfect sense, NOT!! Black power ok, Hispanic pride. fine, white power or white pride makes us racist. Just shut your ramblings up and go ruin America some more or what's left of it.

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Fucked up yiddish anti-White propaganda bullshit.

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your mother failed you shitstain

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There are three races of humans. Caucasoid, mongoloid, negroid. All anthropologists agree on this fact. Hispanics are caucasoid. Also know as Caucasian. White. Sorry the public school system failed you.

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Oh and garrett no most HISPANICS ARE NOT WHITE (idiot)

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Oh, and "Jill"? Hispanics ARE white.

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Let me get this straight. "Well" advocates kicking a womans head in for dating a black man, "CJ 1990" refers to Asians as slant eyes, GW makes decisions about who to date based on a TV show. What a bunch of ignorant morons. Cassandra and Canada, thanks for being the voices of reason among this group of IDIOTS.

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Asian women need to stop acting like its their birthright to be with a white guy.They aren't for you
slant-eyes.