Forget Carmen Sandiego. The real question these days is: Where in the world is Robert Pattinson?
Us Weekly, the tabloid which broke the story of Kristen Stewart cheating on the actor with Rupert Sanders, claims to have the unexpected answer: hiding out at Reese Witherspoon's vacation home.
Witherspoon (who knows something about being cheated on herself, thanks to Ryan Phillippe) and Pattinson co-starred in Water for Elephants and sources say she offered Rob her ranch in Ojai, California.
These same insiders have shot down a couple of other new rumors:
A U-Haul truck was NOT spotted outside the home Pattinson shares with Stewart and Pattinson never retreated to London to party with friends.
He's been in the U.S. this entire time, but friends say he's a "total mess" and is "questioning everything." While Stewart continues to call and text - "dying to save the relationship" according to those in the know - Pattinson truly "doesn't know what to do."
He'll have to decide quickly, unfortunately: promotion for Breaking Dawn Part 2 has already begun and he's expected to make media rounds in the fall.