Paris Hilton is still alive! And posing with no top for the men of Russia!
Fashion maven Ellen Von Unwerth snapped a spread for that nation's edition of GQ, with the once-ubiquitous, now largely-irrelevant Hilton in all her trashy glory. And sometimes lingerie. Good times all around in Russia right now.
Check out a couple of HOT (or not) Paris Hilton pics:
As for what Paris is up to since being displaced by Kim Kardashian as the queen of being famous for nothing, she's DJing, working on an album and stuff.
Beyond that, who honestly knows anymore.
If nothing else, girl looks great at 31. With the 10-year anniversary of the Paris Hilton sex tape coming up, she's gotta keep that body toned and tight.
Paris is totes still worthy of a drunk text.