Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Quote Recap: Speaking Spanish, Smelling Like Oyster Stew

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TLC aired another episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last night and, don't worry, we watched it so you would not have to.

And we've once again jotted down the best/worst/most nauseating quotes from an installment that found the show's six-year old star trying to speak Spanish...

"She feel like she gotta pee and s— at the same time." - Mama explaining Chickadee's labor pains.

"What does it look like I'm doing? Getting my finger stuck in my pussy?" - Mama giving Sugar Bear some lip.

"I kind of want to go spend time by myself." - Honey Boo Boo in mourning over Glitzy Pig.

"You better redneckognize!" - Honey Boo Boo to the cameraman.

"You got to wear this to bed tonight. That is smexy." - Mama to a Santa suit-wearing Sugar Bear.

"The thing I love about Glitzy is that she loves me." - Honey Boo Boo on her pig.

"I smell like a bowl of oyster stew so I gotta get clean." - Sugar Bear on why he must shower.

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I like to watch the show because I just like to make fun of it and I made some go-go juice and that freaking amazing I like saw rainbow it's like crack u can't stop

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i happen to like the show. It is so funny and honey boo boo child is so cute! Her family may not fit everyones standards but atleast they are real. Im so sick of watching all these "reality" shows of the pampered people it is nice to see a down to earth family living every day life.

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HEY SOUTHERNSWEETTEA, HE MIGHT NOT BE THE FATHER OF THOSE FIRST 3 KIDS BUT HE PROBABLY IS THE FATHER OF CHICKADEES KID! YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES DOWN THERE! THAT BIG OLD SWEAT HOG OF A MOTHER SHOULD INSIST ON A DNA TEST! OH, MAYBE HASN'T EVEN HEARD OF THAT!!!

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It is funny because all of you hating on this show are actually watching it!!!!! If you don't like it then change your channel damn it!!! If you are blogging and writing comments about the show that means you are watching it. I think it is an entertaining show and she is adorable and they look like a close knit family. Better than some other damn reality shows that encourage bankruptcy by over spending, cheating and the list goes on. Get over it, we watch because it makes us laugh!!!

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Hey, Ken1, Sugarbear isn't the father of June's first three daughters, so redneckonize and get your facts straight before you start spouting shit. They are who they are, and they are entitled to act how they wish, just as you are entitled to be an asshole.

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I looked at this dumb down piece of garbage once and that was enough. Any piece of trash can get a reality show.

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Omg I tried to watch that piece of garbage show just to see what it was like. I surprised I lasted 15 minutes,what trash. This family should not be breeding anything!!

Ken1

He was 23, she was 15 when they became parents. They live 50 feet from a railroad. They are all morbidly obese and are incapable of speaking legible English, and they're on tv. AMERICA. Poorest educated country in the Western world.

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O.M.G. There are just no words. Its scary that these people are breeding

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