There went Honey Boo Boo.
The six-year old beauty pageant contestant and her family of eccentrics were introduced to the world on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last night. Did you watch?
Have your eyes returned to their sockets after viewing the shenanigans of the Thompson family? Or listening to them explain the origin of the word vagina? Fear not if you missed either of the first two episodes.
We've run down the top quotes from Honey Boo Boo and her relatives below, courtesy of last night's frightening hour-long premiere:
Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink. - Mama on the family's cleaning habits.
All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimus. - Mama, judging the locals.
I likes to get in the mud because I like to get dirty like a pig. - Honey Boo Boo on one of her hobbies.
We came. We conquered. We done what needed to be done. - Mama on her family.
My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12-15 times a day you can lose a little weight, so I think I'll lose a lot of weight because I'm going to fart a lot. - Chubbs on dieting.
My mama weighs the most in my family because she's fat. Truth. - Honey Boo Boo, stating the obvious.
I'll stop passing gas when I'm dead. - Pumpkin just being Pumpkin.
No one can be proper and etiquettely all the time. - Mama, addressing critics.
It's called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit and it opens up. - Mama explaining a nickname for her private part and... oh God, we're gonna be sick...