Woman Selling Soul on eBay For $2,000

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Selling everything from ghosts to haunted objects on eBay is nothing new, but an actual mortal soul is now up for bids at a relatively affordable cost if you want it.

A freelance writer by the name of Lori N. is currently selling hers on the online auction side for $2,000, a reasonable amount for something so potentially powerful.

According to Click On Detroit, Lori was in a car crash not too long ago, an accident that has had a very negative effect on her existence - mentally and physically.

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She’s currently “at the end of her rope” and her body is a mess, she claims, and she’s just looking to make some money on what’s left of her soul. Understandable.

“What I’m going to deliver is the opportunity for someone to save my soul. They can save it through prayer, they can save it through conversion,” its owner says.

“And I’m also going to give them a certificate detailing the white and black marks on my soul,” which is listed as slightly used on eBay.

That's a relief … you don't want to get ripped off by some inauthentic soul.

Astonishingly, no one has bid yet, but have no fear, you still have until 12:52 Pacific time tomorrow to do market research and pull the trigger.

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Claimed / Bilal Kajo And you want to help Laurie I felt including Come in now and I can not see it hurting standing
Silent link with my hands and I hope all officials Asaly her as soon as possible so that I can communicate with them and provide a helping hand
Fargo you to kindly Bdjaly talking
Mel :: Norbelal_love2 000 @ yahoo. Com
Tel :: 02201275408410
And I hope you speed please
Thank you very much and respect
Bilal KaJo

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Claimed / Bilal Kajo And you want to help Laurie I felt including Come in now and I can not see it hurting standing
Silent link with my hands and I hope all officials Asaly her as soon as possible so that I can communicate with them and provide a helping hand
Fargo you to kindly Bdjaly talking
Mel :: Norbelallova 000 @ yahoo. Com
Tel :: 02201275408410
And I hope you speed please
Thank you very much and respect
Bilal KaJo

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From what I can remember from Contract Law 101, Such a deal cannot be done or at anytime is it legal. 1. Your soul is not legally yours it is the Property of God's therefore you cannot sell something that you do not own. You don't own it ,it comes w/your body therefore , You can not sell something that is not yours legally. You can screw it up.But it belongs to God. The sins are yours to answers for but the soul is not yours to sell, barter, swap etc. The body turns to ashes and the souls returns to it's rightfuly owner. So, there !

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WTF?? I hope she finds salvation somewhere; otherwise get ready for a hot pitchfork sticking you in the ass.

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How do you know what works? Whats is supposed to do? Its her soul, which isnt something you hand over. Shes a nut hoping to profit off another nut!

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maybe for $500 or something but $2k is still a little steep, how do you even know it still works

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That is ridiculous...