Happy 32nd Birthday, Jessica Simpson!

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Jessica Simpson turns 32 today. Her career may be on the decline, but at least she has a loving fiance, a beautiful baby daughter and her epic cleavage.

There was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums, now she's producing babies and tweets and reality shows such as The Price of Beauty.

Hey, at least Maxwell Drew Johnson is a really cutie. And there's her billion-dollar fashion empire, as some commenters have noted. Okay, she wins!

So happy birthday, and we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can't wait to cover you for another year, and best of luck with work and the new baby!

Jessica the Goddess
Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever

Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures, past and present. Spoiler alert: Woman often fails to cover all or most of certain body parts ...

Jessica Simpson Nude
Jessica Simpson Elle Cover
Fake-Looking Jessica
And One More Thing ...
Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
Double Belted
Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert!
Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic
Jessica Simpson Butt
Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Photo
Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Pic
Ken Paves Fondles Jessica
Sultry Simpson
Jessica Simpson Cosmo Cover
Nick and Jessica
No Comment
Not Fat
Plunging Neckline
Kind of Rough
Jess Simpson Picture
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Picture
Jessica Simpson + No Pants = Nice

That is the ugliest baby ever!!!


Poor Jessica. She was so sweet and pretty when she was with Nick and now she looks like an aged porn star. She needs to fire her stylists and get someone who will work with her assets and not make her look like an old whore. Saw Nick’s new wife on a live show last wk. Vanessa looked absolutely beautiful, fresh, and young. Bet Nick’s happy to be done with creepy Jessica.


I agree stop hating on Jessica Simpson if she gained weight so what no one buys her food Congratz Jesse lots of luck people get a life!!!!


She has no empire, billion dollar or otherwise. She doesn't even own her own name. Vince Camuto bought it and brands shoes he designs with it. He also sells it to real designers to use as a brand on items they design. Jessica Simpson cashed a check for her name; she did not build a successful empire. She did manage to successfully gain lots and lots of weight over the years all by herself. She was so successful gaining weight that now she is really fat.


Staying out of the prying eye of the paparazzi?! She actively courts them! In fact, Joe has had deals with the agencies in the past and even supplied them with pictures.




@jessica lacey amen! She has multi billion $ fashion empire. She no longer needs to deal with hateful crap from you all!




Sorry THG, you need to lay off the haterade. I normally wouldn't bother to comment on one of your articles, but I feel that I must, in defense of Jessica Simpson's multimillion-dollar clothing, shoe, accessory, perfume, cosmetics and who-knows-what-else line. She's really quite successful, and to say otherwise is just foolish- staying out of the prying eye of paparazzi may be her most successful move to date, which is perhaps why you find her to be such a "has-been." Do your homework before trashing people, jeez!

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson