Jessica Simpson turns 32 today. Her career may be on the decline, but at least she has a loving fiance, a beautiful baby daughter and her epic cleavage.
There was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums, now she's producing babies and tweets and reality shows such as The Price of Beauty.
Hey, at least Maxwell Drew Johnson is a really cutie. And there's her billion-dollar fashion empire, as some commenters have noted. Okay, she wins!
So happy birthday, and we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can't wait to cover you for another year, and best of luck with work and the new baby!
Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures, past and present. Spoiler alert: Woman often fails to cover all or most of certain body parts ...