Happy 32nd Birthday, Jessica Simpson!

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Jessica Simpson turns 32 today. Her career may be on the decline, but at least she has a loving fiance, a beautiful baby daughter and her epic cleavage.

There was a time when she produced multi-platinum pop albums, now she's producing babies and tweets and reality shows such as The Price of Beauty.

Hey, at least Maxwell Drew Johnson is a really cutie. And there's her billion-dollar fashion empire, as some commenters have noted. Okay, she wins!

So happy birthday, and we salute you, Jessica Simpson. We can't wait to cover you for another year, and best of luck with work and the new baby!

Here are some of our favorite Jessica Simpson pictures, past and present. Spoiler alert: Woman often fails to cover all or most of certain body parts ...

  • Jessica Simpson Nude
  • Jessica Simpson Elle Cover
  • Fake-Looking Jessica
  • And One More Thing ...
  • Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo
  • Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke
  • Double Belted
  • Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert!
  • Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic
  • Jessica Simpson Butt
  • Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Photo
  • Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Pic

  • Ken Paves Fondles Jessica
  • Sultry Simpson
  • Jessica Simpson Cosmo Cover
  • Nick and Jessica
  • Roarrrrrr!!!
  • No Comment
  • Not Fat
  • Plunging Neckline
  • Kind of Rough
  • Jess Simpson Picture
  • Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Picture
  • Jessica Simpson + No Pants = Nice
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    omg

    That is the ugliest baby ever!!!

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    Lana

    Poor Jessica. She was so sweet and pretty when she was with Nick and now she looks like an aged porn star. She needs to fire her stylists and get someone who will work with her assets and not make her look like an old whore. Saw Nick’s new wife on a live show last wk. Vanessa looked absolutely beautiful, fresh, and young. Bet Nick’s happy to be done with creepy Jessica.

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    deedee

    I agree stop hating on Jessica Simpson if she gained weight so what no one buys her food Congratz Jesse lots of luck people get a life!!!!

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    master license

    She has no empire, billion dollar or otherwise. She doesn't even own her own name. Vince Camuto bought it and brands shoes he designs with it. He also sells it to real designers to use as a brand on items they design. Jessica Simpson cashed a check for her name; she did not build a successful empire. She did manage to successfully gain lots and lots of weight over the years all by herself. She was so successful gaining weight that now she is really fat.

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    to jessica lacey

    Staying out of the prying eye of the paparazzi?! She actively courts them! In fact, Joe has had deals with the agencies in the past and even supplied them with pictures.