Russell Brand OWNS "Katy Perry" Heckler During Stand-Up Show

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Russell Brand absolutely shut it down during his stand-up show in Atlantic City, N.J., just annihilating a heckler who had been taunting him about Katy Perry.

The heckler had been yelling Perry-related comments at the Borgata on Saturday, most of which went ignored by Russell, who split with Katy last winter.

But it was his yelling "God save the queen!" during a bit about the British royal family that sent the zany comic into full-scale verbal attack mode:

"What, mate?" Russell tentatively began. "I want to see what this person looks like, turn the lights on for me because I really want to achieve some sort of confirmation. Let's have a look... Come here, let's see you."

The audience was all too happy to direct Brand.

"Let's see how your mental illness looks in the daylight," Russell said, ushering the man forward. "It's you, is it? Oh, dear. I was hoping that your personality was just a result of physical beauty. But then I saw you."

"I thought, 'This guy's confident, probably, because he's incredibly handsome,' but look at you. You look like somebody who's fallen off the outside of a church."

"And what is it that you have rattling around your mind, some bizarre combination of alcohol and idiocy... some cocktail of nothing.

"And yet the confidence to continue shouting. They say of course, don't they, that empty vessels make the most noise. What an enormous echo of nothingness from you."

"I know on some level, despite your physical appearance to an ape, that you're a human being," he continued. "I think silence is your friend."

"I think keep your lips firmly, firmly clamped together."

"Because everything that comes out of your mouth, from your idiotic announcements to your disgusting halitosis that's coming through this room, is an abomination."

In a word ... owned.

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Yeah, you're probably right len. Good point. It's like he memorized a comeback just in case he gets heckled for WHATEVER reason. Like i said, i'm not a fan at ALL. His shtick and stand up sux

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Listen carefully... The guy yells "GOD SAVE THE QUEEN." Brand is evidently hypersensitive and made a fool out of himself.

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I contrived putdown by a poor comic. Brand was trying too hard to make it look like he was ab libbing but it was a rehearsed speech he'd been keeping in his back pocket. He is just a pansy that minces around the stage talking dribble.

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Not a fan of russell brand at ALL...but, good for him! I wonder what he would've said if the heckler was black. Would he have pulled a michael richards? Lol

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GOOD FOR BRAND. THE OTHER GUY STARTED IT, HE FINISHED IT.

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I hate hecklers, do something of your own and leave others also brand was mean but i can't stop laughing. I think i might have cried if i was this dude.

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Put down the meanness and slowly back away with the jealousy. Im a fan even if he is terribly funny.

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Serves the guy right for yelling things out at Brand. He doesn't need someone yelling about his x wife while he's trying to do a show. If this person didn't like Russel then why go to the gig, to try & embarass him? This guy made himself look foolish instead

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Russell is just too neurotic and smarmy,ignore the show and attack and satirize someone who may dislike you is just pretentious. not everyone needs to love you,so just get over it and do what you are doing.you are a performer on a show ,being enraged so easily is not professional.

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Uber awesome! Think I mighta peed my panties if I'd been there.

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Russell Brand, Teresa Palmer Russell Brand is a British comedian, actor, columnist and presenter of radio and television. You may remember him for hosting the 2008... More »
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