Kris Humphries: Pay Up and I'll Shut Up!

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are set to do battle in divorce court, but the NBA power forward has a message for the sex tape star:

Pay up and I'll shut up!

According to TMZ, Humphries is demanding $7 million in exchange for his silence and a clean, simple, non-scandalous legal split. Otherwise... he'll do his best to expose Kim as a lying manipulator who scammed both him and the public into a sham of a marriage.

The Former Mr. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian in LA

There are a few hiccups in Kris' plan, however:

  1. He signed a pre-nuptial agreement that guarantees him nothing.
  2. He made over $1 million off the wedding and its related TV special/photo opportunities.
  3. He also made well into the six figures off his appearances on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

The guy just signed an $8 million/year contract with the New Jersey Nets, to boot. If he wants to win any PR battles here, Humphries would be best served to tell his lips to do the opposite of Kim's legs in that video with Ray J:

Remain closed.

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I accidentally ran into Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.
You can digg it here: Kim Kardashian Sex Tape ultimate

Kris Humphries: Pay Up and I'll Shut Up!
Seems homemade to me
Have fun

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kardashians r all full of it they dont have talent, kris h get you items back dont give up, you get your ring and pillow and car all back make her make another f/u video

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That was the best $10 million spent this year. And the best part, since she duempd him so quickly, is that she can get another wedding lined up for next season. I can't wait to watch it, although I am sure the emotional impact of seeing true romance will probably cause me to cry, it is worth it to have a chance to dream about what my dreary life could be like. All I have to do is bang a rapper and leak the video, and maybe it can happen to me.

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Kim's going to love living in New Jersey, Atlanta, Milwaukee, Minnesota, Sacramento, Toronto, New Jersey again, Orlando, Memphis, and evtuneally Turkey and Greece.

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Kim k only married Kris for the 18, 000,000 Dollors, and the ring and the gifts. Kris should be really glad that they're not
Married any more. She is a thief and a liar.
Remember when she lied to her little sisters and Bruce got mad at her because
She lies.
Thanks Sharon coffman

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Leave my kim alone...i love her,deal with that...as for kris hump whatever....his mouth is always open for rubbish....he is not a good friend to kim...

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Please leave kim alone.We all have our past...deal with it....lossers

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Kim is just a whore who cares about nothing but herself and her fake ass.She got all that from her mom Kris Jenner those women are juss dum hope they all rot in hell!

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ALL SLUT;S

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So what who cares

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