And the Oscar For Best Photoshop Goes to ...

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... the creator of this hilariousness.

Angelina Jolie has a message for those of you saying she looks too skinny: Mess with me at your own peril. Look. Do you really want to step to a woman capable of this kind of intimidation and posturing? No, we didn't think so.

And you thought Angelina's single-leg pose was bad ...

Angelina Jolie Spreads 'Em
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----------RED ALERT!---------- 'ARREST Angelina Jolie for War Crimes'
-latest InfoWars video --MILLIONS of views online JOLIE X---posed as a full blown active member of the deadly sinister
globalism and EUGENICS borg CFR (ie the same bunch who gave our economy away
to RED China!). AND_--a high profile ambassador for the unelected, PRIVATE banking and
EUGENICS front 'UN'. "----WE SEE YOU Angelina Jolie! ---and YOU'RE A MONSTER!
-----------------A MONSTER!-------------------" WE DO ----------SHE IS

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Sherry thanks for this great video! I just loved hcatwing it and have watched it many times. The way she speaks about her late mum and her love for Brad brought tears into my eyes. She really loves Brad and once again put an end to the ugly rumors about their alleged break-up. And the way she talked about her mum. She really misses her and I donb4t blame her. What a shame that Marcheline didnb4t live long enough to watch her grandchildren to grow up. But the saddest thing is that she never met Pax, Knox and Viv. They would have loved her and she would have loved them. But luckily those adorable chidlren still have their other grandmother Jane and two loving grandfathers. God bless the Jolie-Pitts 4ever!

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She has needed to come off her high horse for a while. Her haughty attitude has been very off putting and makes one wonder, why? Been noticing her exaggerated hand clap also and wondering who does she think she is? The problem is you never know who you are going to see. She is not real and obviously a poser! What a sad, sad situation. But oh so hilarious! Why not use my post?

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She has needed to come off her high horse for a while. Her haughty attitude has been very off putting and makes one wonder, why? Been noticing her exaggerated hand clap also and wondering who does she think she is? The problem is you never know who you are going to see. She is not real and obviously a poser! What a sad, sad situation. But oh so hilarious!

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IT LOOKS AS IF SOME OTHER WOMAN IS BEHIND HER, PUTTING HER LEGS AROUND JOLIE. BRADS EXPRESSION ALMOST MAKES YOU THINK, THE PHOTO IS REAL. AS FAR AS JOLIE BEING TOO SKINNY, ANYONE CHASING AROUND ALL HER 3RD WORLD KIDS, WOULD LOSE WEIGHT. HER 90 LB. NANNY, USE TO WEIGH 260 LBS.

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NUTCASES.

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Angelina looks like a scarecrow in that dress. Soooo skinny! And soooo white! She thought she looked great, you could tell by that pose! Got news for her. She should go eat a hamburger with everything on it and frenchfries too, maybe for a month solid. She is ruining her looks as far as I'm concerned.

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Maybe Angelina's pose here shows--she just needs a good stool softener, ha!

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Despite all the good things she has done, for whatever reason, a husband stealer is not a GOOD WOMAN...

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what the hell was brad thinking when he left jen jen looks way better then her

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