The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Leis, Lies and Lanai

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When the party drama ends, the trip begins as we follow The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on their Hawaiian adventure. Will the islands survive the cattiness of these intoxicated divas? We break it all down in this week's +/- recap!

The White Party continues after Taylor and Russell are tossed to the curb and Kyle finally stops the waterworks. Plus 10 because I'm not sure how much more of her sobbing I can take.

Plus 8 to Adrienne for sticking up for Camille. Taylor claims her words were exaggerated. Russell swears it's all a lie. Off camera Taylor backpedals and says the allegations of abuse are true. With all the different versions flying around it's hard to keep it all straight.

Taylor Armstrong's Lips

But Minus 15 because it's hard to concentrate on anything with Taylor's lips filling up the screen. Someone ask her to go easy on the injections before Donald Duck gets jealous.

Back at Kyle's the party continues. Does anyone else find the Fatburger tent out of place? I'm all for a good burger but it's such an odd product placement. Minus 10 because it looks like the ladies will push almost anything for a buck.

When the party is over the packing begins and it's off to Hawaii for Mauricio's birthday. 

Oh my God. Jiggy can't go. Will Ken and Lisa survive the trip without their beloved fur ball?

Everyone is relieved that Taylor and Russell aren't coming but will Kim make it? Less than an hour before the flight Kyle calls her sister from the airport. It's hardly a surprise to hear that Kim is still at home. The excuses don't stop. Her license has expired, she can't find her passport, she's looking for her keys. Some things don't change. Minus 8.

Oh, and Kim's alarm didn't go off. Or maybe she was just too stoned to hear it. What's your guess?

Kyle Tweaks

The rest of the gang arrives at the Four Seasons on the island of Lanai. Plus 20. Can I help Mauricio celebrate his birthday too?

With Taylor and Kim out of the picture, Brandi is in the spotlight. The woman has no filter. Whatever pops into her head falls out of her mouth in the same moment but I think I'm with Camille on this one. If you don't take it personally, Brandi is kind of hilarious so Plus 7 for the comic relief.

Of course Kim's new love Ken might not like it when he hears that Brandi says he looks like a gay Bull Mastiff. Plus 8 because I agree he definitely resembles the dog but I can't say I've ever met a gay Bull Mastiff so it's hard to comment on that part.

At the resort, Brandi's drunk and practically groping Lisa's husband, Ken, not that he's complaining. So funny when Kyle calls him out on his sudden interest in learning about the islands. Plus 5.

Of course all of Brandi's attention may have bought Ken an extra birthday present from Lisa this year. So I'm guessing Ken's enjoying all aspects of this vacation.

On the beach Lisa snarks that Brandi's string bikini isn't more than "butt floss" but if anyone call pull that look off it's definitely Brandi. Plus 7 because they say if you've got it, flaunt it and Brandi has no problems doing so.

Brandi and Ken

When Paul shows up in Hawaii he's hoping for a romantic vacation with his wife but Adrienne really needs to loosen up.

She's worrying about the kids and says she has no plans to go in the ocean. Minus 10. She's on one of the most beautiful beaches in the world. Live a little.

Plus Paul had to fly over with Kim and Ken. Poor man. He mentions she spent way too much time in the bathroom. No surprise there.

So next week Kim and Ken finally stumble into the party. Let the games begin.

EPISODE TOTAL: +22. SEASON TOTAL: -290.

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Taylor/Shana is turning RHOBH into a house of horrors show with her big mouth screaming, hysterics, fake crying and shouting at the roof tops to anyone that can hear her that she is a "Victim". In reality she is having Russell take the fall for all their fraud, schemes that they were both in together. How does Taylor work in the charity and not reach out to any resources. How can she help anyone when she cannot help herself and leave her daughter in harms way if she was truly abused. Now Taylor is capitalizing on Russells death by shucking all responsiblity of what they did together and playing the poor widow and child card. It looks like she is the biggest. Kyle is the biggest and ugliest bully to have come along and we see her for what she is an jealous, petty,user and so superficial.Look at who her best friend is. Birds of a feather flock together.

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I think Taylor is a LIAR & poor Russell killed himself for nothing. She lies all the time . Its vewry sad for Russell. In the Limo they seem fine. I dont think she was abusive which is really sad

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Just an Fyi, earlier in the show Taylor says she has an implant in her lip. So its not just botox....
@Adri89 To each their own. Mauricio is fairly attractive now,did you see the younger pics? I don't know skinny,creepy,feminine?
@Diney- Kens first appearance on the show he kept "sniffling" I thought instantly that it could be from cocaine use. That and their constantly F'ed up appearance in general lol.

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Didn't you guys know Russell killed himself? What is with that, he's obiously a horrible husband, but death?

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As soon as Bravo was aware of domestic abuse allegations, they should have told Taylor to "take it to the courts" and stopped filming her. Instead they exploited it while she exploited her husband. Playing a victim with her intolerably bad method acting. For the sake of the childs safety and future welfare these allegtions belonged in the courts, not as Taylors one-sided version on Bravo or Dr. Phil. I cannot stand watching Taylor, I cringe when she comes on. She doesn't ring true and everyone can see it. The look on her husbands face in the limo was the only authentic thing about her storyline. Shame on Bravo for their irresponsible treatment of this situation and shame on Taylor for selling it (and selling out her husband) for what?

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I just watched that last viewing for the season.
I hope it is the last for them.
For me, it is the last.
I don't make anything close to $250,000 for a year. That would be awesome!
But there is not enough money in the world for me to trot out my personal business (children) on TV. One day her child will look up all of this drama and nothing good will come from from it.
Taylor-time to step up while you still can. The house of cards is about to fall down and you still have a 5 year old child.
Grow up-lose the trout lips, pull up your big girl panties and act like you have a functioning brain.

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Did anyone notice that Ken, Kim's boyfriend was either rubbing something on his jaw inside his mouth or shoving something down in there. What was up with that? I've heard of people rubbing cocaine on the inside of their jaw, I'm just sayin'....

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Taylor/Shana or whatever her alias is, needs to go, the viewers are getting tired of her lying and manipulative ways plus I believe she is a danger to herself and others. Love Brandi, she is a breath of fresh air and is candid. Nothing fake about her, she says it like it is. Unfortunately, green eyed Kyle is so jealous of Brandi because she is younger and slimmer. Kyle is the ultimate mean vicious bully who has to pick on someone,lst season it was Camille and now Brandi. Kyle is a truly ugly person. I used to like Kim but watching her pick on Brandi just like her bully sister Kyle is disgusting. Kim needs help. Love Adrienne and Paul but she will lose Paul if she keeps taking him for granted and I hope that will not be the case. There are plenty of women that would love to go out with him. Mauico is not all that appealing, he comes across very weak and emasculated, he is in the same category as Ken.

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Ha! Loved that on spot reply from HTWFMM. You absolutely nailed it.
That Taylor has a past longer then a roll of toilet paper!
Bravo will hopefully do the right thing & remove her manipulative and lying character from this cast.
She really has made what once was a fun or lighter housewives show absolutely miserable.
I feel so badly for Russell Armstrong family though.
They may have both schemed, lied and scammed. Yet, I think she pushed him over the edge financially as well as emotionally. All for the sake of the zip code.... How does one reconcile that in their own mind???

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Did anybody hear Kim say that she didn't think Maricio was good looking?lol she is Crazy!!