We're very sorry, Dallas. But Lamar Odom, Khloe Kardashian and, it's safe to assume, a full E! camera crew are headed your way.
The Los Angeles Lakers finalized a trade with the Dallas Mavericks over the weekend, sending the reality star/power forward to Texas in exchange for a $8.9 million trade exception, as well as a protected first-round pick.
Odom actually requested the deal because his feelings were hurt when the Lakers previously included him in a trade for Chris Paul. The NBA vetoed that exchange, leading Odom to whine to The Los Angeles Times: "You don't want to go to no place you're not wanted."
Khloe has said she'll follow her man wherever he goes, while Kobe Bryant is sad to say goodbye to last year's Sixth Man of the Year.
"To be honest with you, I don't like it," the star two guard said. "It's tough to lose Lamar. Pau [Gasol] is still here, and we're all thankful for that. It's hard when you've been through so many battles with players to just see them go somewhere else. It's tough."
Now, we're begging Dallas: PLEASE sign Kris Humphries.