Kris Humphries is a power forward for the New Jersey Nets. But that's not why he's included on our website. The Minnesota native started...

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For some strange reason, Kris Humphries was invited to the Man of Steel premiere in New York City last night.

But the occasion did at least give Humphries a chance to speak out for the first time since finalizing his divorce from Kim Kardashian.

"I'm happy," said the overpaid power forward. I've got a big smile on my face."

It's true: for Kris Humphries, this qualifies as a big smile.

Kris Humphries at Man of Steel Premiere

The irritating ex-reality star also talked about lessons learned from his 72-day marriage ("You can't force a love life") while making it clear he had no comment on Myla Sinanaj claiming that Kim cheated on Reggie Bush.

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It's all over for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Really. Seriously. Truly. 100% legally.

FINALLY.

About six weeks after their divorce case was settled in court, a judgment was entered last night in Los Angeles Superior Court to put the final nail in this seemingly never-ending coffin.

Kim and Kris Kiss

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He is no longer married to Kim Kardashian, but that isn't stopping Kris Humphries from acting like an idiot.

According to Us, the Brooklyn Nets power forward partied late into the night Friday, remaining at New York City club Beauty & Essex until at least 1 a.m.

Why was this a problem? Because his team played the Chicago Bulls in Game 7 of the playoffs Saturday in Brooklyn, and went on to lose, 99-93.

Kris Humphries Pose

Humphries was reportedly at the hotspot to celebrate his older sister's 30th birthday, dancing and acting like... well, Kris Humphries.

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The 536-day battle appears to be over.

Sources tell TMZ that a judge will officially settle the Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce case later today, with a hearing scheduled that will bring this ridiculous back-and-forth to an end.

Kim Kardashian with Lipstick

As previously reported, reality has finally set in and Kris realizes he has zero chance of getting the marriage annulled.

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Prepare to mark down April 19 as a national holiday, THGers: the Kim Kardashian divorce case may finally be settled tomorrow!

With both parties due in court - following Kris Humphries' no-show last week - sources tell TMZ that legal peace may finally be reached between annoying reality star and douchey basketball player.

  • Kim Kardashian in Green
  • Kris Humphries Smiles

How come? Because Kris' stance that the marriage must be annulled is softening.

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The Kris Humphries hate train just gained a new passenger.

In light of the basketball player no-showing his divorce hearing today in Los Angeles, the judge in charge of the case has ripped Humphries to shreds, saying he mocked and disrespected the court by simply... not showing up.

  • Kim Kardashian, Big Boobs
  • Kris Humphries in Brooklyn

As far as anyone knows, Humphries had no reason to skip out on the mandatory conference. He simply chose to remain in New York.

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Someone other than Kim Kardashian is taking issue with Kris Humphries.

The Brooklyn Nets baller is being sued by Scott Hill, the owner of a designer clothing boutique in Beverly Hills who struck a deal awhile back with Humphries:

Kris introduces Hill to two other NBA players and, in return, Kris receives 30% off all items in the store.

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Kim Kardashian is ready to take down Kris Humphries.

With the divorce trial between these two idiots FINALLY set for May 6, TMZ has uncovered the list of witnesses Kim plans to call on her behalf.

And each will testify, in what way or another, that Humphries was actively involved in the signing of the exact prenuptial agreement from which he's now trying to extricate himself.

Kim Kardashian Waves

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