Kris Humphries is a power forward for the New Jersey Nets. But that's not why he's included on our website. The Minnesota native started...

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Kris Humphries, for those of you who remember who that is, was asked this week about Kim Kardashian's instant classic photo shoot for Paper, because obviously.

To make a long story short, the NBA player is either:

  1. Currently residing under a nice rock somewhere
  2. Blissfully, genuinely unconcerned about Kim
  3. A much, much better actor than we thought
  • Kris Humphries is a Tool
  • Kim Kardashian and Her Big Breasts

Even though their 72-day marriage feels like a lifetime ago, the second Mr. Kim Kardashian will likely never hear the end of it as long as he lives.

On a routine basis, he'll be forever linked to her. When there's a Kim Kardashian nude photo shoot like this one? Guy turns into a full-scale media target!

His ex-wife is trying to break the Internet, after all.

What she won't break is Kris Humphries' spirit! During an interview Thursday, on D.C.'s 106.7 The Fan, the Washington Wizards player was asked about the pics ...

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Kim Kardashian is butt naked on the cover of the winter issue of Paper Magazine.

There are also photos of Kim Kardashian nude inside the pages of this heretofore unknown publication.

But it turns out the reality star did more than just pose for photographer Jean-Paul Goude. She also actually talked to the author of an article!

Kim Kardashian: Naked for Paper
Kim Kardashian wears nothing but her birthday suit in this photo for the winter 2014 issue of Paper. Looks like she's lost all that baby weight, huh?

Among the topics Kardashian touched on with Paper? Life as an A-lister in a paparazzi-filled universe.

"You just have to not care," Kim says of her privacy being invaded. "You just have to say, 'This is our life, and it is what it is.'"

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On True Tori Season 3 Episode 1 tonight, viewers will watch in horror as Tori Spelling cries multiple rivers over the failing state of her marriage to Dean McDermott.

Is there any hope at all for these two, considering the latter has admitted to an affair and the former is, well, Tori Spelling? We doubt it.

What happened to the once-happy couple? To bubbly parents of four? Two simple words: Greed. Infidelity. Desperation. Annoyance. Reality. Television.

Jon and Kate Gosselin
Jon and Kate Gosselin spent years opening up about their problems in front of the camera. Hmmm... how did that go for them?

Granted, Spelling and McDermott are still technically married. But come on. They're totally doomed.

But at least they aren't alone. It's rare for couples who appear on a reality TV show together to actually stay together, as divorces have befallen everyone from a Teen Mom to a sex tape star to... whatever the heck Jon Gosselin does with his life.

So as you watch Kendra on Top online and as you wonder how such mighty pairings have fallen, hold your significant other tightly and be glad you aren't doing it with a camera in your face.

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Have no fear, ladies.

When it comes to stars donning half a birthday suit, THG is an equal opportunity website.

Earlier today, we published a photo gallery of 43 Stars Who Have Gone Topless in Magazines - and now we've returned to satisfy the fairer gender.

From ex-husband and ex-boyfriends of Kim Kardashian... to many professional athletes... to a pair of Twilight Saga studs... to, of course, Justin Bieber, many handsome men have posed nearly naked for national publications over the past few years/months.

But there's no reason to go snooping through your local newsstand like a crazy person trying go find them! We've compiled all these cuties below. Drool Click away!

Charlie Hunnam Shirtless Photo
Charlie Hunnam stars on Sons of Anarchy. And, after seeing this photo, likely in the fantasies of many women around the Internet as well.

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Perhaps you've heard, but Kim Kardashian married Kanye West this weekend.

No, really! Those kids just up and decided to get married with no fanfare at all.

We kid... a lot. But while we await word on just how much Kim and Kanye spent to tie the knot in Florence (we know how much they earned, approximately: $20 million), let's take a look at some of the most expensive wedding bills in celebrity history.

From athletes to singers to members of British Royalty, brides and grooms from a number of industries have often spared no expense in pledging their love and loyalty to their spouse for eternity.

Or, you know, for 72 days...

Prince William and Kate Middleton
In fairness, $32 million of the $34 million tab went to security. The rest of the money was spent on flowers ($800,000) food ($150,000) and champagne ($60,000), among other details.

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Kim Kardashian is getting married this weekend. Maybe you've heard.

The Wedding of the Millennium is just hours away. Before long, the eyes of the entire world will be focused upon Paris ... Versailles ... Florence ... wherever.

In celebration of this once-in-every-few-years event in the life of Kimberly Noel Kardashian, we're taking a look back at the men who came before Kanye.

T.J. Jackson
T.J. Jackson, Michael's nephew, was Kim's first love. It's believed that he was her "first" in the physical sense as well.

Let us be clear: We are NOT calling Kim Kardashian any sort of [insert negative term here] for having been with nine people in her life by age 33. At ALL.

Nine partners in over a decade and a half? Not the least bit abnormal.

You can judge her by previous failed marriages, or the Kim Kardashian sex tape, but by and large, when it comes to men, the star is a serial monogamist.

She's been romantically linked to others (Gabriel Aubry, Nick Lachey), we haven't included here, because these men were more than just rumored flings.

They were the men who helped make her the woman she is today.

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There's a faction among us who might say that people like Michael Sam would ruin the sanctity of marriage should gay marriage be made legal nationwide.

But those people obviously aren't looking at the frequent break-ups taking place in Hollywood. Stars who make it more than a year in a marriage are something of a novelty.

Five years? INCONCEIVABLE! 

Britney Spears married Jason Alexander for a whopping 55 hours; Kim Kardashian was married to Kris Humphries for 72 days before they split (their divorce, however, took 581 days to be finalized). 

The price tag on that fairytale happily-ever-three-months-from-now? Around $10 million dollars. (But her wedding to Kanye West? That's coming in at $30 million.)

INSANITY. And they're not alone. Far from it, in fact.

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Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline made it only two years. Which was by FAR the longer of her two marriages, but that's not saying a whole lot.

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Kayla Goldberg, Kris Humphries' former one-night stand, insists he gave her herpes - and hasn't been tested for the popular sexually transmitted disease.

The claim that Humphries gave Goldberg herpes is not new. She's alleged it for the better part of two years. But she's taking it to the legal system now.

Goldberg’s attorneys claim the NBA player and former Mr. Kim Kardashian has actually admitted he's never been tested for the disease, or other STDs.

As such, she wants him to prove he’s clean with a forced doctor's visit.

Goldberg has claimed that she was diagnosed with herpes shortly after hooking up with Humphries, court documents note, and he has denied he has it.

However, “Humphries has admitted that he has never been tested for herpes simplex virus type 1" and has "refused to submit to a test for sexually transmitted infections."

Somewhere, Myla Sinanaj is high-tailing over it to the free clinic.

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Blake Griffin has done it again.

The Los Angeles Clippers power forward - who might be responsible for the best dunk ever - set a pick and rolled to the basket during last night's win over the Boston Celtics.

And who was there waiting for him? None other than the former Mr. Kim Kardashian himself, Kris Humphries.

Not that Griffin cared very much. Watch him take to the air and THROW IT DOWN over Humphries now. This is more embarrassing for Kris than the fact that he actually married Kim Kardashian:

As for other memorable Griffin slams?

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Now we know how much 72 days marriage is worth.

As previously reported, Kris Humphries put Kim Kardashian's engagement ring up for auction this week, with some analysts predicting it could be sold for as much as $500,000.

But they ended up being way off: it went for $749,000.

The 16.2-karat piece of bling was featured Tuesday at Christine's auction house in New York.

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Kris Humphries Biography

Kim K. and Kris Kris Humphries is a power forward for the New Jersey Nets. But that's not why he's included on our website. The Minnesota native started... More »
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