Kris Humphries

He is no longer married to Kim Kardashian, but that isn't stopping Kris Humphries from acting like an idiot.

According to Us, the Brooklyn Nets power forward partied late into the night Friday, remaining at New York City club Beauty & Essex until at least 1 a.m.

Why was this a problem? Because his team played the Chicago Bulls in Game 7 of the playoffs Saturday in Brooklyn, and went on to lose, 99-93.

Humphries was reportedly at the hotspot to celebrate his older sister's 30th birthday, dancing and acting like... well, Kris Humphries.

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It's official: Kim Kardashian is a free woman.

And Kris Humphries is a total loser. Literally!

This Kardashian divorce case has been settled in a Los Angeles court, sources confirm to TMZ, with the Brooklyn Nets power forward walking away with absolutely nothing as a result.

Here is what a judge has decreed:

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The 536-day battle appears to be over.

Sources tell TMZ that a judge will officially settle the Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce case later today, with a hearing scheduled that will bring this ridiculous back-and-forth to an end.

As previously reported, reality has finally set in and Kris realizes he has zero chance of getting the marriage annulled.

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Prepare to mark down April 19 as a national holiday, THGers: the Kim Kardashian divorce case may finally be settled tomorrow!

With both parties due in court - following Kris Humphries' no-show last week - sources tell TMZ that legal peace may finally be reached between annoying reality star and douchey basketball player.

How come? Because Kris' stance that the marriage must be annulled is softening.

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The Kris Humphries hate train just gained a new passenger.

In light of the basketball player no-showing his divorce hearing today in Los Angeles, the judge in charge of the case has ripped Humphries to shreds, saying he mocked and disrespected the court by simply... not showing up.

As far as anyone knows, Humphries had no reason to skip out on the mandatory conference. He simply chose to remain in New York.

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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are scheduled to come face-to-face today for a divorce settlement conference in Los Angeles.

But there's one little problem: the moronic Brooklyn Nets forward isn't gonna make it in time.

Sources confirm to TMZ that Humphries was in New York City this morning at 1.

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Someone other than Kim Kardashian is taking issue with Kris Humphries.

The Brooklyn Nets baller is being sued by Scott Hill, the owner of a designer clothing boutique in Beverly Hills who struck a deal awhile back with Humphries:

Kris introduces Hill to two other NBA players and, in return, Kris receives 30% off all items in the store.

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Kim Kardashian is ready to take down Kris Humphries.

With the divorce trial between these two idiots FINALLY set for May 6, TMZ has uncovered the list of witnesses Kim plans to call on her behalf.

And each will testify, in what way or another, that Humphries was actively involved in the signing of the exact prenuptial agreement from which he's now trying to extricate himself.

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Lindsey Vonn may be dating a sex addict, but a new report makes it clear:

She has no romantic history with Kris Humphries.

Following vague rumors that claimed Vonn and Humphries were once an item - or that she may even be cheating on Tiger with Kim Kardashian's ex now - an insider tells E! News:

"Kris did not date Lindsey. They were friends, but absolutely nothing more."

So Vonn is with Tiger. Is that the right choice? Which of these athletes would you rather date?

Did Tiger Woods steal his new girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn, out from underneath Kris Humphries of all people? A new report in Us Weekly implies exactly that.

Yes, if this is to be believed, Liger was almost Lump.

The new issue of the celebrity news magazine claims that Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian's infamous ex, was very much in the picture with Vonn romantically.

That is, until Tiger Woods came along.

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