Tiger Woods is totally alive, despite reports on Twitter that he is dead.
In other news, he is uncharacteristically playing decent golf this week!
The greatest golfer of our age, Tiger Woods, hasn't been killed, no matter what a bunch of idiots Tweeting as much claim. But his golf came has been DOA for awhile.
He hasn't won a tournament in over two years (the two-year anniversary of the car crash is coming up) and his fitness, mentally and physically, has been way off.
You wouldn't know it this week in Sydney, Australia, where Woods is tearing up one of the country's best courses, leading by one stroke at the halfway point.
Woods says he's "playing properly" again. The distractions of the sex scandal that ended his marriage, injuries and splits with his caddy and coach are history.
"It's one of those things, just being patient," the 14-time major winner said. "I derive a lot of my confidence from practice. I'm getting ample practice time."
"That's something I've not done in the last couple of years."
Good for him. Even before the wreck ended his marriage to Elin Nordegren, he veered off a bit. Think he can pull it together and climb back up to the top?