Kim Kardashian to Glamour: WAHHHHH!
by Hilton Hater at .This is how depressed Kim Kardashian is over her divorce from Kris Humphries: the professional cover girl isn't even wearing pants in the December issue of Glamour.
Indeed, Kim throws herself a major pity party throughout an interview with the magazine, crying over how her belief in "love and the dream of having a perfect relationship... has changed" since trying marriage out for a whole 72 days.
"I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic," she says, adding that her fantasy of a big family is dwindling down to nothing.
"At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I'm not supposed to have kids and all that," Kardashian says.
(Note: She's barely 31 years old.)
Fortunately, Kim has Khloe around to help her sell her story to the press pick up her spirits, as this sister interjected during the Q&A and told her sibling to stop being so "dramatic all of a sudden," clearly unaware that the script for Kim's reality show calls for drama at all times.
But that just "how Mom told me to say I feel," insisted Kim, ending the vomit-inducing interview on an optimistic note: "Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that's OK."
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Comments (60 Total)
Was this an arranged marriage? One would think so after only 72 days. So before this 'sham' happened, didn't they talk about where they would live? If either of them wanted kids? And to profit from this fake wedding is just plain scummy. I mean, is Kris even old enough to shave? Maybe Kris watched Kim scrape her make-up off with a trowel each night? The Kardashians-no morals, no self-respect, no values and no common sense. That whole clan needs to just go away. Poor Bruce!
Spoilt is a stupid word.
'hello' your comments were hilarious, and true. Funny how this is a classed as a reality show but this family is so far from reality its not funny. I think bruce seems like the only half-normal one. Kris jenner is out of control and her spoilt kids need a reality check. Kris humphries should be glad he got out when he did. And scott disick....what a loser...what is his so-called 'job' anyway? Who would employ this idiot??
"Nobody cares a shut about me." What the fuck does that mean. You know Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
Khloe is not fat,she looks great the way she is -shes a very pretty girl. The Kardashians rule!!!