Kim Kardashian to Glamour: WAHHHHH!

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This is how depressed Kim Kardashian is over her divorce from Kris Humphries: the professional cover girl isn't even wearing pants in the December issue of Glamour.

Indeed, Kim throws herself a major pity party throughout an interview with the magazine, crying over how her belief in "love and the dream of having a perfect relationship... has changed" since trying marriage out for a whole 72 days.

"I maybe need to just snap out of it and be a little more realistic," she says, adding that her fantasy of a big family is dwindling down to nothing.

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"At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I'm not supposed to have kids and all that," Kardashian says.

(Note: She's barely 31 years old.)

Fortunately, Kim has Khloe around to help her sell her story to the press pick up her spirits, as this sister interjected during the Q&A and told her sibling to stop being so "dramatic all of a sudden," clearly unaware that the script for Kim's reality show calls for drama at all times.

But that just "how Mom told me to say I feel," insisted Kim, ending the vomit-inducing interview on an optimistic note: "Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that's OK."


Was this an arranged marriage? One would think so after only 72 days. So before this 'sham' happened, didn't they talk about where they would live? If either of them wanted kids? And to profit from this fake wedding is just plain scummy. I mean, is Kris even old enough to shave? Maybe Kris watched Kim scrape her make-up off with a trowel each night? The Kardashians-no morals, no self-respect, no values and no common sense. That whole clan needs to just go away. Poor Bruce!


Spoilt is a stupid word.


'hello' your comments were hilarious, and true. Funny how this is a classed as a reality show but this family is so far from reality its not funny. I think bruce seems like the only half-normal one. Kris jenner is out of control and her spoilt kids need a reality check. Kris humphries should be glad he got out when he did. And scott disick....what a loser...what is his so-called 'job' anyway? Who would employ this idiot??


"Nobody cares a shut about me." What the fuck does that mean.
You know Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.


Khloe is not fat,she looks great the way she is -shes a very pretty girl. The Kardashians rule!!!


@ Riley hey hyena put a sock in your dirty mouth and SHUT the FUCK UP nobody cares about you or gives a shut about what you have to say!!! Btw low life aint nobody here scared of you so dont waste your energy running your mouth besides you aint the only one who can cause damage. @ Heather looks like you struck a cord with this unceccessful fat pig lmfo!!!!

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I don't normally pick on people for their weight but you have to giggle when you see how they covered Khloe up while the other two are all out there lol. If Kim wanted a baby that bad she could adopt. All she is doing is trying to get sympathy because she is being ripped to shreds after duping the public with her fake wedding. There isn't enough damage control to help her out of this mess lol. Better luck next time Kim. In all honesty...I would love to see all of their shows canceled and all of them go away...permanently.


Lmfao @ Dave go back to school and learn to spell first before calling me names! @jeff wow if you want to rub backs with dave get a bathroom don't do it here okay!!
And how on earth will I be going down??? O wait I am standing on ground but that's as low as I'm gonna get!


@Heather this I don't remember picking on your mother so why don't you shut the fuck up!
And why should I dream of living the life of the kk's when I'm already living it! Hey I'm that 1 in a million that actually defends them that's great. Because I'm a 1 in a million girls unlike you bitch. And I have made lots of peoples life a living hell so mess with me and I will tear your fucking world down to the ground. As for the other bitch sara. I'm sorry, I don't talk to animals!!!


@ Riley you aint got the life of the kardashians either, but dont you wish you did well keep dreaming loser!!! You're one in a million that actually likes the kk family besides they dont need you to defend them get a life or a real job unsuccessful jealous whore!!!!

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

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