With Kim Kardashian having filed for divorce from Kris Humphries, numerous theories are flying around for why this marriage couldn't last longer than 73 days.
The most prominent being: D'uh! They were never really in love! They pocketed millions of dollars and made fools out of millions of fans. it's difficult to dispute this notion.
Other sources claim the couple's living arrangements were an issue, as Kris wanted to settle down in Minnesota, but Kim clamored for life in Los Angeles.It seems hard to believe this topic would actually lead to divorce at this point in the pair's lives, however, considering Kris will be flying around half the year anyway for his job in the NBA, while Kardashian spends every other weekend traveling to a different location for... whatever the heck she does for a living.
So... what went wrong?!?
Hilariously, an insider tells TMZ the main point of contention rested in the fact that Humphries grew too fame-obsessed during the relationship. He was reportedly looking to brand himself with colognes and appearances. He began "chasing fame," the source claims, quoting Kim as saying to a pal recently:
"He's not in f**king Hollywood. He plays sports."
Yes, folks, Kim Kardashian was angry because someone else - the man she supposedly loved! - wanted to make money without actually putting in any work. We don't even have a joke here.