Already facing a host of felony embezzlement charges, former baseball star Lenny Dykstra has now been charged with indecent exposure, as well.
The allegation? Whipping out his junk for women he met on Craigslist.
According to officials, Len went to Craigslist posting ads for a personal assistant or housekeeping service, then pulled the ol' dong-bait-and-switch.
Lenny's nickname was "Nails." Insert bad joke here.
When the women arrived, Dykstra would "inform the women that the job also required them to give a massage and would expose himself to them."
Pretty standard procedure, isn't it? Did they not read the ad?
Dykstra, who's already in custody on federal and state charges for auto theft, identity theft, embezzlement from himself (our favorite) filing false statements, possession of cocaine and Ecstasy, and so on, could face even more jail time if convicted.
Sounds like someone needs a wang and a prayer.