Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Ear Wax and Appendectomies

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Bruce Jenner did all he could to tune out his annoying family on Keeping Up with the Kardashians last night. He gets countless points for the attempt, but the clan as a whole lost a ton in this +/- review of its weekly, scripted shenanigans...

Kim asks Rob, in response to him having not seen Mason in awhile, "doesn't that hurt your soul?" She then sticks her chest out for a nice shot by the E! cameras. PLUS 7.

Khloe brings Bruce a "harmony comb" to help with his hearing. It's a paper plate and candle (below) resting on the side of his head. He then complains about Khloe taking a photo and putting it on YouTube. The E! camera man shakes his head and hands out MINUS 13 points for the irony.

"When in doubt, throw it away," Khloe says in regard to a turkey baster. MINUS 6 to E! producers for not taking the same stance with all copies of this show.

Kourtney is afraid Rob is missing her son growing up because they haven't spent quality time together. PLUS 5 to Rob for understanding he can just watch the process via the Internet instead.

Kris tells Bruce she told him to pick up the girls 45 minutes ago, but he didn't hear her. MINUS 47 points to every viewer who believes this exchange actually took place.

PLUS 12, though, to Kendall and Kylie for selling this imaginary storyline pretty well... until, MINUS 67, one of them says they could have "been kidnapped." People actually get kidnapped, you self-serving, greedy morons.

Bruce passes his hearing test. He failed his integrity test years ago, so we'll give him PLUS 6 for finally getting a passing grade here.

Rob is sick! Kris changes out of her fancy shoes and into her tennis shoes to check on the problem! PLUS 3 points to myself for having not broken my television yet.

Kris says you "worry a lot" any time your child is "put under." MINUS 29 because she forgot to include: "unless she is put under Ray J on video because that nets your family millions."

You won't believe this, but Kourtney brings Scott flowers to close the episode and the pair makes up. PLUS 9 for such originality. The show NEVER concludes this way.

EPISODE TOTAL: -129. SEASON TOTAL: -334

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Bruce does have a hearing loss, I am an Audiologist and while watching the show I could see Bruce's test. It showed he has a hearing loss common for his age, not "normal hearing for his age" as the doctor said. The doctor lied to him which meant that in turn Bruce is lying to Chris and the family about not having a hearing problem.

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Many people think that Kin is marrying Chris for a desperate move. Well I think she is, but she isn't. When a person gets to be 30, they run in their minds. Chris Jenner loves Chris and will do whatever it takes to make her daughter happy. I give it 5 years. She will be pregnant soon. But she is a fame whore too. Large ring, etc. I'm sure the wedding will be over and above what is really needed. Again, a fame whore, Like I say, give it 5 years. She loves him now, but he will get tired of her need to be in the cameras all the time! He also has to look after his career after his current sports career....oh shut up, Chris Jenner will take care of that! Watch and see. Perhaps, hot up front, but, if they stay together, he will be taken care of by her family. What? Bruce Jenner, the Olympian? Just watch! Kim is the princess! We all know that!

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I think that the girls are great! I don't have much respect for Chris Jenner. Chris is, like her daughter Khloe says, a fame whore. All is about what she can "get". The girls are aware of her "needs" and I think it is a shame that Chris doesn't recognize her husband for being much better of a person than she is. Basically, no respect for Chris on my end. Also, is Rob still partying and using his sister (sisters) for his well being? Chris, get a gripi, spend more time taking care of the one who really needs it and get off your high ass! Khloe, kick your brothers ass out of the house and back to his mamas so he can get a reality check! I think you know what I'm talking about. The surgery for Rob, what crap, we all go thru issues. Docs take care of all that stuff. POOR ROB!

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brandi - i kinda like your above comment kiddo --- makes good -- sense in few words. i think the show is phoney, silly, lot of the time - stupid and i STILL watch the damn thing lol---

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Kris is 26-years-old man. He like Kim’s curves, youth likes to have a sex. Kim, 30, settles down in life, makes one's life more comfortable; she thinks about baby like Mason; she don't care what people think about "she's unmarried, single woman". How about love? What is their future? What next? If I'm off base here let God bless you!

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Yah!! I like the Kardashians and you guys at THG!! Can't we all just get along?

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will people just stop bitchin about the damn show? I bet all of u were watchin it anyways. It is call entertainment for a reason. Moving on.......

Levi1132

@Brandi: You're right. Here's the recap:
Bruce pretended that he couldn't hear anything. Rob pretended to be angry at Scott. Millions of viewers were suckered into believing these are real people that aren't just exploiting their fans for millions every year.

Brandi-herbold

Couldn't you just for once give a review of what happened without all the extra bitching? It makes you look like a bigger degenerate than any of the Kardashian family.

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