Jamie McKay and Ryan McElrath star on 16 and Pregnant. They also star in the local police blotter, having been arrested four times in the past year alone.
Jamie was popped for assault in January for an incident involving a classmate.
McKay punched the girl in the back of the head twice, or 91 fewer times than Jenelle Evans pounded Britany Truett. The case was eventually dismissed.
As for Ryan McElrath, 18, who Jamie, 17, says has a coke problem, he was busted for cocaine, weed possession and underage drinking. Separately.
Ryan was also busted for "assault on a female" and resisting police officers back in November. McElrath's alleged victim was not McKay, interestingly.
McElrath says these are all false accusations and can be explained ... well, not the DUI and speeding thing. He totally did that. But the rest!!