LeBron James' mom, Gloria James, caused the valet she allegedly slapped last week to lose his "capacity for enjoyment of life." Seriously, he's suing over this.
Rockfeller Sorel wants $15,000 minimum, according to his lawsuit.
Sorel claims to have suffered - pain, emotional distress, humiliation, mental anguish, and perhaps most stunningly, the loss of capacity for enjoyment of life.
Rockfeller Sorel will be our legal MVP if he can pull this off.