Valet Sues Gloria James, Loses Passion For Life

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LeBron James' mom, Gloria James, caused the valet she allegedly slapped last week to lose his "capacity for enjoyment of life." Seriously, he's suing over this.

Rockfeller Sorel wants $15,000 minimum, according to his lawsuit.

The suit, filed Tuesday in Miami-Dade County, accuses Gloria of assault and battery during the incident at the Fountainbleu Hotel (click here to see the video).

Sorel claims to have suffered - pain, emotional distress, humiliation, mental anguish, and perhaps most stunningly, the loss of capacity for enjoyment of life.

Rockfeller Sorel will be our legal MVP if he can pull this off.