Kim Kardashian Needs Your Help

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For her first fragrance, Kim Kardashian came up with the witty name "Kim Kardashian." Pretty much sums up the creativity of these plastic reality star, doesn't it?

But at least Kardashian has now realized she needs assistance. The stiff pile of breasts Tweeted to followers last night: heading to a fragrance meeting. I need a name for my new perfume! Any cool ideas?

Getting Nails Done

We're so very glad you asked, Kim. A few suggestions:

  • Expressionless as Drywall by Kim K.
  • Eau de Ray J
  • SHILL
  • Scent of a Talentless Woman

Your turn! What would you name Kim Kardashian's upcoming perfume?

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]