Charlie Sheen Prepares for War

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Armed with a machete, Charlie Sheen is prepared for battle.

In a text message to People - soon after he was fired from Two and a Half Men, climbed to the rooftop of a building in Beverly Hills and posted his most disturbing edition of Sheen's Korner yet - the troubled star wrote:

Put yourself in my shoes for one warlock nanosecond. At some point there is nothing to say. Only war to wage … The winds are howling tonight. The gods are hungry. The beast is alive. And awake. And deadly.

Sheen with a Sword

Charlie Sheen is armed and definitely dangerous... to himself. [Photo: WENN.com]

On the professional front, Warner Bros. says it plans to make Sheen pay for all of the sitcom's lost revenue since it's been off the air, an intention that has prompted the following response from Sheen's manager, Mark Burg:

"It's sad for the fans that enjoyed the show for the last eight years. I'm sorry it's come to this. I guess a judge and jury will decide the final outcome... The show might not be coming back, but the final chapter has yet to be written."

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Be carefull you don't slice your own balls off d-bag.

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Stay sober Charlie, you've got em scrambling...
No one can replace You!

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Out of a job, but I heard the drug cartels' young beheader is in jail now. What if I just work for the drugs?

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I'm all for Charlie Sheen. You people made him the way he is. How many times can a person get arrested without real consequences. The only time you people start looking at the problem is when it starts affecting their money. That's what all this is about. I feel the execs are feeling the impact of giving one person $2 million just to read a script, make some jokes and you think he wont feel like Superman. You people are idiots. Take the blame for what you'll created. He is a human being. Maybe treat him like that and this kind of crap wouldn't happen. have fun with your mistake. GO CHARLIE. KEEP IT GHETTO.

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Sheenism of the Day: "Phones are Built by Trolls"
this is hilarious - Play the Charlie Sheen Soundboard game here: http://bit­.ly/ifnYuX

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U HAVE GOT 2 B KIDDING! WHAT A JOKE!

Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

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All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

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