Charlie Sheen Prepares for War
Armed with a machete, Charlie Sheen is prepared for battle.
In a text message to People - soon after he was fired from Two and a Half Men, climbed to the rooftop of a building in Beverly Hills and posted his most disturbing edition of Sheen's Korner yet - the troubled star wrote:
Put yourself in my shoes for one warlock nanosecond. At some point there is nothing to say. Only war to wage … The winds are howling tonight. The gods are hungry. The beast is alive. And awake. And deadly.
Charlie Sheen is armed and definitely dangerous... to himself. [Photo: WENN.com]
On the professional front, Warner Bros. says it plans to make Sheen pay for all of the sitcom's lost revenue since it's been off the air, an intention that has prompted the following response from Sheen's manager, Mark Burg:
"It's sad for the fans that enjoyed the show for the last eight years. I'm sorry it's come to this. I guess a judge and jury will decide the final outcome... The show might not be coming back, but the final chapter has yet to be written."
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March 9th, 2011 9:16 AM
Be carefull you don't slice your own balls off d-bag.
March 9th, 2011 8:06 AM
Stay sober Charlie, you've got em scrambling...
No one can replace You!
March 8th, 2011 9:46 PM
Out of a job, but I heard the drug cartels' young beheader is in jail now. What if I just work for the drugs?
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March 8th, 2011 9:16 PM
I'm all for Charlie Sheen. You people made him the way he is. How many times can a person get arrested without real consequences. The only time you people start looking at the problem is when it starts affecting their money. That's what all this is about. I feel the execs are feeling the impact of giving one person $2 million just to read a script, make some jokes and you think he wont feel like Superman. You people are idiots. Take the blame for what you'll created. He is a human being. Maybe treat him like that and this kind of crap wouldn't happen. have fun with your mistake. GO CHARLIE. KEEP IT GHETTO.
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March 8th, 2011 3:59 PM
Sheenism of the Day: "Phones are Built by Trolls"
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March 8th, 2011 2:21 PM
U HAVE GOT 2 B KIDDING! WHAT A JOKE!