She may not win the final rose (THG's Bachelor spoilers have a thing or two to say about that), but Michelle Money is definitely the contestant of the year.
Watching the 30-year-old - not 29, not 31 - become more and more unhinged this season has been a treat for The Bachelor viewers ... or just frightening.
Michelle surpassed her own crazy standards on last night's episode, sneaking into Brad Womack's villa, demanding answers and trashing the other girls:
Womack, who's a bit stiff on his best days, was floored when Michelle Money called him out for keeping Chantal O'Brien, one of her top competitors.
She also attempted to swallow his face, complained about not getting enough QT with him and listed the order in which he should eliminate the others.
"You're scaring me," Womack said. He's definitely not alone after this.
We'd consider letting her go via satellite when the time comes, B.