Presenting: The Rules According to JWoww!
Jenni Farley cleans up nice.
Who? You may know this voluptuous babe as JWoww from Jersey Shore, and you are definitely used to seeing her in fewer articles of clothing.
But here she is, makin' the media rounds, signing copies of her new book, The Rules According to JWoww, at a Borders Book Store in NYC:
We haven't read it (sorry) but we're totally going to in a couple of years when this work of brilliance finally comes out in paperback. So no spoilers here.
That doesn't mean we can't guess, however. Here are a few Rules According to JWoww we think should be mentioned in the dating guide/memoir ...
- A stiff drink in one hand and a fistful of Sammi Giancola's fake ass weave in the other is a surefire sign of a good night.
- Before embarking on major plastic surgery, never let your boyfriend take a set of before-and-after nude photos of you.
- Do not be afraid to sound the grenade whistle.
- The ocean is salty for a reason. Do not go in.
- Don't leave the accounting to Snooki.
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February 10th, 2011 8:38 PM
@randyjacksonbutt you are totally right! LOL Hope she had a good ghost writter so the 5 people who buy the book can make some sense of it.
February 10th, 2011 8:37 PM
I used to like jwoww, but not anymore since: 1) she bitched out of her clothing line after all the hype 2) she let snooki get arrested- she's big & strong & can take on anyone in fight, but she can't sling that tiny person over her shoulder & carry her home? com'on! 3) her face looks aged & beat! she needs to quit drinking & smoking, now!
February 10th, 2011 8:36 PM
I used to like jwoww, but not anymore since:
1) she bitched out of her clothing line after all the hype
2) she let snooki get arrested- she's big & strong & can take on anyone in fight, but she can't sling that tiny person over her shoulder & carry her home? com'on!
3) her face looks aged & beat! she needs to quit drinking & smoking, now!
February 10th, 2011 4:00 PM
Too funny RJB!!!!
Rule #1-Get fake hug boobs
Rule #2-Dress like a slut all day every day
Rule #3-Take some ugly ass pictures
Rule #4-Go on a very stupid reality show
All set now!
Rank: Staff Member
February 10th, 2011 3:33 PM
You are right and you are right, Randall.
February 10th, 2011 3:25 PM
Maybe I'm off but this girl looks like an overgrown Keebler elf with fake boobs. Am I right or am I right?