THG Caption Contest: A Night Out With the Brands

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    Katy: That's what you get for waking up in Vegas!


    Russell, take a moment and think. You have Katy Perry in a Las Vegas hotel, think carefully lover You really want to spend your time gambling?


    Katy: "Wager?...I don't know. What do you think, honey? I mean, we've already beaten the odds by lasting more than a week. The gods of chance MUST be looking down on us!"


    Russel: "... and that´s how you fart in a casino"
    Katy: "Yeah, you could BET on it"


    Russell: Dear, just yank that long hair sticking out of my earhole. It'll bring us good luck, Thats right, just tweek it a bit. Katy: ooh, Russell, I thought my ear hairs brought u good luck silly!


    "oh russel,yoursofunny and handsome, i'm so perky and beautiful, I just love us, we're perfect."

    "what?didyousay something? I heard alot of buzzing in my ear just now.I wish it would go away."


    Russell: "Think I should let it ride?"
    Katy: "I think you should let ME ride!"


    Russell: Katy, we can't lose your cleavage is big enough to hold every single ace in this damn casino!
    Katy: I know right? Bless my California Gurls!


    "C'mon, hun, remember, after a hurricane comes a rainbow."

    "If you don't get out of my space, I'll show you some real fireworks."


    "Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now..."

    "Uh, I'm not the one wearing the glitter."

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