Unfortunately for the music industry and society, Spencer Pratt's hip hop aspirations fizzled because of talent and financial limitations a little over a year ago.

Luckily for his 14 fans, the Great White Nope sings AND raps on a track leaked this morning. "I Get Doe" is an ode to foolz getting paid. And misspelling words.

The tune was recorded in mid-2009, and like the rap song we brought you Tuesday, "Ain't No Thang," it's beyond bad and must be heard to be believed.

Spencer Pratt - I Get Doe

"This is the second song I did after I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here, and we called it I Get Doe, which is slang for money," Spencer Pratt told Radar.

Pratt goes head-to-head with both his critics and the show that launched his "career," lambasting both with hard-hitting, racy lyrics like this opening bit:

"Spencer Pratt... b!tch. I bet you think because you saw me on the TV that you know my whole life story. Let me tell you something you might not know."

"F**k what you talkin' about, b*tch I get doe."

Amen.