... Joslyn James!

Just kidding. How hilarious would that be, though. Tiger Woods' mistresses deserve at least a dishonorable mention for all the amusement they've brought us.

Ironically, the actual winner of People's arbitrary Woman of the Year honor was no doubt bolstered by a cheating scandal - of which she was on the raw end.

Time just named Mark Zuckerberg Person of the Year. Who do you think captured People's less famous, female-only distinction? Follow the jump to see...

It's Sandra Bullock! A worthy recipient, although you have to wonder if she would even be considered had Jesse James not given it to Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.

Then again, that's not fair. It was her courageous, admirable behavior in the wake of that scandal that showed us her true grace under pressure. She's a winner!

Who do you think should be Woman of the Year? Sandra? Someone else? Leave a comment below and tell us who else you deem worthy of such a title ...