Jessica Simpson: Home Wrecker Extraordinaire

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Did Jessica Simpson break up Eric Johnson's first marriage before getting engaged to him? No, but why let that get in the way of a good headline.

Right, Star? The fact that Eric was still married, but getting divorced, when he started putting it to Jessica Simpson is old news ... and non-news.

It happens all the time, and E-dawg didn't cheat. Nobody cares. Nobody really cared when Jessica got engaged, either, but that's another story.

Home Wrecking Fun

Jessica Simpson actually didn't steal anything.

Don't ask us why Jessica continues to dominate tabloids at all, let alone when the "shocking" subject matter is the same old recycled non-stories.

Expect Star to run it back with the other popular angle - that she has been betrayed by Eric - next week, and for no one to care about that either.

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She has no career as an entertainer anymore...she can't even sell tabloids!

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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