Sarah Palin may be able to see Russia from her house, but don't count on the professional celebrity to move there any time soon.
This former governor wouldn't be able to handle a spotlight on her personal life that doesn't net her a hefty sum.
Indeed, there's clearly no privacy at all for political figures in that nation, as Alina Kabayeva graces the January 2011 cover of Russian Vogue.
Who the heck is Alina Kabayeva? She's the alleged mistress of Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, a 27-year old former Olympic gymnast who many believe is the mother of Putin's love child.
Somewhere, Levi Johnston has seen this magazine cover and has booked himself a flight to Russia.