JWoww of Jersey Shore will not be posing nude in Playboy after all. She will, however, continue posing nearly nude on every other conceivable occasion.
That's just how the girl rolls. Straight up filthy and proud of it.
The reality star, whose real name is Jenni Farley, had been rumored to be posing for Playboy for some time, but revealed that she turned down the offer.
Why turn down an easy $400,000 (!) for the naked pictorial?
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"There is a better opportunity out there, which everybody will probably see soon," JWoww said Wednesday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show.
Perhaps it could be a Jersey Shore spinoff, although it's been rumored of late that MTV wants her out and to focus on a show featuring Snooki solo.
"We'd love to do one, but nothing's confirmed," she said, although she and Snooki are teaming up in another way: "We are moving in together!"
"That's a guarantee. [Snooki] is an awesome roommate. [We] lived together three times and not have any arguments ... we can make it work."