Dancing With the Stars Ends a Bad Situation
by Free Britney at .For Dancing With the Stars, it was Situation overload.
Now it's Situation resolved. Mike Sorrentino is gone.
It was a good run for the Jersey Shore star, but the fourth week marked the end of an stunt casting experiment marred by bad dancing and bad jokes like you see above.
If nothing else, The Situation bowed out in (relatively) classy fashion.
He hadn't put together a truly good routine yet, but staked by until Mike's dismal scores in the show's fourth week left little doubt that he'd be leaving the show.
Even he seemed to realize it was time. Despite storming off the set in a huff the previous night, The Situation simply bowed, waved and fist-pumped to the crowd.
"I said, 'You know what, if I get eliminated, I put it all on the floor last night,'" said Sitch of his effort with Karina Smirnoff. "So if it was [to be], I bow gracefully."
"Dancing With the Stars, you definitely got to see the whole situation."
Indeed. Sad to see him go? Who are you rooting for now? Vote:
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Comments (10 Total)
Ok. After giving it some thought, I became "Stich"ified. Yes, I've been "Sitch"ed. Now I am using SITCH as the short version of the Situation, but if I met Mike Sorrentino in person, I would still call him "Mike" not the SITCH. Bottom line, I'm sold on the word "SITCH". I bet you anything we're going to see this word on Wikipedia.
I noticed that in this article and also on last weeks Dancing With the Stars the female judge referred to the Situation as "Sitch" as if this is a normal short form of his name. Is it me or is this weird. "The Situation" is not a normal longterm name. His real name is Mike Sorrentino. The Sitch is weird. We don't need to encourage this kind of weirdness. His real name is Mike Sorrentino. Why don't we start calling him a real proper human name like Sorrentino or Mike, but please not the "Sitch". Strangerama.
Isn't this guy just a regular white guy trying to act italian? Either way, he is cute. I'm sure every normal horny straight guy fantasizes about rubbing butter all over his body and then wrestling him in the nude.
The "situation" will be fat ass in 5 years when his meal ticket has run out and his welfare starts up!
glad hes gone he was such a bitch on jersey shore last week. boo situation!