Mike Sorrentino is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. He seems like a good dude. At least relative to the rest of his moronic fellow...

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Of all the former Jersey Shore cast members, few have struggled with life post-MTV as much as Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino.

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The six-packed, self-proclaimed "guido" happily took on the villain role on the popular reality series but found that by the end of the show's run, viewers and castmates alike had grown tired of his antics.

As the pressure of fame and playing the bad guy increased, The Situation fought addiction, did a stint and rehab and looked like he'd been permanently relegated to the "Where are they now?" file.

Now, it appears The Sitch will get a second shot at stardom as the TVGN network announced today that they've cast Mike and his family in a new unscripted series titled The Sorrentinos.

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Jersey Shore star The Situation the target of a federal criminal investigation regarding his cash flow and business dealings, according to a new report.

Under scrutiny are Mike Sorrentino and his companies MPS Entertainment, Situation Productions, GTL Management (seriously) and Situation Nation.

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Why Sitch has four companies, who can say. But we're guessing they're not reporting / paying taxes on his income (our guess) according to the law.

The exact nature of the crime(s) he is suspected of (or a Person of Interest in) is unclear, but TMZ says it's a felony, and that it's all finance related.

Could he have been getting it in ... the wrong bank accounts?

Subpoenas have been issued to Mike's associates, asking for copies of payments issued to him, copies of checks, any communications, and more.

And we thought Pauly D was having a rough go of it lately. Amanda Markert and her custody drama pale in comparison to the FBI on the problem scale.

The Situation's rep has not commented on the ... situation.

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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino says his addiction to painkillers and subsequent rehab stay dates back to his short-lived stint on Dancing With the Stars.

That was 2010, and he says he's still battling to stay sober.

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While his people initially insisted the MTV star was just suffering from exhaustion, Sitch eventually confirmed he was hooked on opiates back in 2012.

Now, the 32-year-old is talking about his battle with prescription drugs and how his addiction was so bad, he could barely dress himself at his worst.

"All I had to do was get dressed for a family function and I couldn’t do that. The shirt was laid out, the belt, the pants, everything. The shower was on."

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The United States of America turns 237 years old this July 4. That's quite the milestone, and one for which we should all be grateful as we celebrate today.

A few other notables also share birthdays with the US of A, including ...

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Malia Obama, now 15. The eldest daughter of President Barack Obama, the first African-American to lead our country, she represents the American dream.

So, too, does The Situation, a man solely famous for ... who knows anymore. Jersey Shore is a thing of the past, which is probably for the best.

You have to hand it to anyone who can turn big muscles, even bigger tolerance for alcohol and a uniquely absurd vocabulary into a career, though.

Only in America. And celebrating a birthday July 4. Along with ...

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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is still getting his own reality TV show.

The star of Jersey Shore, which ended last year, has begun filming it.

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According to TMZ, which spotted him shooting, the show will center on Situation AND other members of the Sorrentino clan in the New Jersey suburbs.

ENTHRALLING TV right there, don't you think?

We'd rather watch Vanilla Ice Goes Amish.

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Call it a desperate plea for human salvation.

Just two hours before December 21, the day that marks the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar, MTV pulled the plug on Jersey Shore for good.

Last-minute peace offering to the gods?

Jersey Shore Season 6 Cast Picture

We'll find out, won't we?! Yeah buddy. For now, let's break down the grand finale Jersey Shore in all its fist-pumping, STD-ridden, GTL'd glory ... THG style!

Like the season as a whole, it was relatively uneventful, but Situation, Snooki, Pauly D, Sammi, Ronnie, Vinny, Deena and JWoww went out in style.

A bonfire on the beach required some hard wood courtesy of Vinny, and not the kind he's used to displaying whenever Snooki is around. Plus 20.

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Jersey Shore is really limping toward its December 20 finish line at this point.

Even its most loyal devotees will concede this; it's run out of ... something.

Let's break down the penultimate episode and The Situation's strip show:

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The Situation's stripper name, Vito Dorado, was pretty much the highlight.

Somehow the others convince Mike to show us his moves, which he used to do for money before he became a reality star ... and wow. Just wow. Minus 50.

JWoww really takes one for the team in this case. Poor, poor thing. Plus 20.

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Earlier this month, Jersey Shore's The Situation sued Devotion Spirits for not fulfilling their end of a contract they signed. Now they're firing back and then some.

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The protein-infused vodka company (yes, that awesome-sounding concoction is real) has counter-sued, alleging that the reality star is the one who flaked.

Among their alleged reasons for filing a counter-lawsuit against Mike Sorrentino:

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After Thanksgiving provided us a week off (for better or worse), MTV's sun-setting hit Jersey Shore returned with the first of its final four episodes Thursday night.

A blast from the past made an appearance. That's about it.

There were plenty of interesting developments ... teased for the following episode. The baby shower, for one, barely got underway. Oh well, join us for THG's recap!

Jersey Shore's Angelina

From what we did see of Snooki's surprise baby shower, it was awkward central up in there, with a standoff between Snook, Mike and Jionni looking inevitable.

Wasn't that the "storyline" about eight episodes ago? Minus 20.

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