THG Caption Contest: August 13

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Welcome to a new edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

It's easy and fun to play: Just come up with the best caption(s) for the photo below! Our subject this week: Jessica Alba, getting pulled over by police.

What could she be saying or thinking? You tell us. Give it your best shot by leaving a comment or 10. We'll announce the winner Monday. Good luck ...

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Hey, my head looks pretty good on your body.

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You want me to blow into what?

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hehe...did you watched my new movie??...your driving licence mam

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Your sexy..NO you are

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Honestly, I thought you had to be in good physical shape to be a cop.

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"Bad cop! No Donut!

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Are you a real cop or do you just play one on TV?

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Could you loan me some pepper spray?? Lindsay Lohan has been following me around ALL DAY.

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We are one and the same person. Can't you see it?

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Jessica: I am smiling because if you turn around you will see the reporters watching you scratch your butt, while pulling out your ticket book.

Jessica Alba Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Pomona, California
Full Name
Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Quotes

I’m waiting. We’re not sure what the name is going to be. My name was Faradon Luisa for three days. I don’t want to make that mistake with my kid.

Jessica Alba [on naming her unborn child]

[Pregnancy is] the most beautiful thing that can happen to you.

Jessica Alba