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Tabloid: Angelina Jolie Finds Brad Pitt Dumb, Boring in Bed, Really Annoying When He Eats

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What celebrity gossip tabloids won't think up next. No good Brangelina breakup rumors to exaggerate? How about what a boring dude Brad Pitt is!

That's basically the chosen tack for Star this week, with its cover proclaiming Angelina Jolie is "so over him!" Hard to blame her. He sounds LAME!

Not only is her partner of half a decade really annoying whenever he eats and not that intelligent in general, the guy's just no fun in bed anymore.

Sometimes it just feels like a chore ...

Bored with Brad

BORED WITH BRAD: Angelina Jolie allegedly is. According to a magazine which has zero credibility. On the plus side, we're never bored with their stories at least!

Maybe this is all part of his plan to win back Jennifer Aniston. If he makes himself really unappealing at home, by refusing to try anything new in the sack, chewing with his mouth open, etc., Angelina may decide she's had enough.

Then she'll leave him for another star, and he'll come off looking like the sympathetic figure when he reunites with America's Sweetheart, who he wed 10 years ago.

Think about it ...

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    Max

    These magazines are the Fox News of pop culture. Pure garbage.

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    bore

    HEY, STAR MAGAZINES. HOW MUCH JENIFER ANISTON PAY YOU TO CREATED THE STUPPID FAKE AND HATEFULL JEALOUS ABOUT JOLIE? hOW MUCH? STOP DOING FUCK UP THINGS CHEAP, GARBBAGE MAGAZINES!

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    amy

    Star Magazine, you have a cheap & low way --of making money, i tell you that! I think that Angelina is a beutiful person, and you want to paint her as negative person in public..

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    amy

    Is this another propaganda from the press, i think Angelina is way too smart to make negative comments for Brad like that. Common people, I think Brad and Angie are great couple, they have family togethere, and share same passion of helping people in the world. Angie thinks the world for Brad so does Brad for Angelina. Why you tabloids want to miss them up ? Do you really think that it would be better for Brad to go back to Jen? Oh please! Its time to leave Angelina n Brad alone, they are soul mate, they belong togethere can you see? Ps leave them alone! that Jennifer n Brad thing is so over, and its so old. and that Jennifer nothing but flop movies on the screen, n riding Brad and Angelina's popularity..oh please....

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    Carol

    She is bored because he is an all american boy who lovemaking is normal. She likes the toys and animals. She needs to move on to someone a little less normal. Its too bad they hooked been nothing but misery for all 3. He had such a nice life with Jen too bad they didnt have the children and were still together. We all loved them as couple and always will. No couple will ever be better than them. They had a love like no other that is why we all cant get over it. It breaks my heart to see them not together.