Tabloid: Angelina Jolie Finds Brad Pitt Dumb, Boring in Bed, Really Annoying When He Eats
What celebrity gossip tabloids won't think up next. No good Brangelina breakup rumors to exaggerate? How about what a boring dude Brad Pitt is!
That's basically the chosen tack for Star this week, with its cover proclaiming Angelina Jolie is "so over him!" Hard to blame her. He sounds LAME!
Not only is her partner of half a decade really annoying whenever he eats and not that intelligent in general, the guy's just no fun in bed anymore.
Sometimes it just feels like a chore ...
BORED WITH BRAD: Angelina Jolie allegedly is. According to a magazine which has zero credibility. On the plus side, we're never bored with their stories at least!
Maybe this is all part of his plan to win back Jennifer Aniston. If he makes himself really unappealing at home, by refusing to try anything new in the sack, chewing with his mouth open, etc., Angelina may decide she's had enough.
Then she'll leave him for another star, and he'll come off looking like the sympathetic figure when he reunites with America's Sweetheart, who he wed 10 years ago.
Think about it ...
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November 24th, 2010 3:47 PM
These magazines are the Fox News of pop culture. Pure garbage.
September 5th, 2010 1:59 PM
HEY, STAR MAGAZINES. HOW MUCH JENIFER ANISTON PAY YOU TO CREATED THE STUPPID FAKE AND HATEFULL JEALOUS ABOUT JOLIE? hOW MUCH? STOP DOING FUCK UP THINGS CHEAP, GARBBAGE MAGAZINES!
August 26th, 2010 12:27 AM
Star Magazine, you have a cheap & low way --of making money, i tell you that! I think that Angelina is a beutiful person, and you want to paint her as negative person in public..
August 26th, 2010 12:22 AM
Is this another propaganda from the press, i think Angelina is way too smart to make negative comments for Brad like that. Common people, I think Brad and Angie are great couple, they have family togethere, and share same passion of helping people in the world. Angie thinks the world for Brad so does Brad for Angelina. Why you tabloids want to miss them up ? Do you really think that it would be better for Brad to go back to Jen? Oh please! Its time to leave Angelina n Brad alone, they are soul mate, they belong togethere can you see? Ps leave them alone! that Jennifer n Brad thing is so over, and its so old. and that Jennifer nothing but flop movies on the screen, n riding Brad and Angelina's popularity..oh please....
August 25th, 2010 11:41 AM
Wow, unbelievable. I suppose that the Star just needed to invent something so that they could have another cover story. I mean I think that they are really reaching. It may be that they are saying what some of us are thinking or perhaps even feeling (maybe they took a secret pole), that Angelina is probably far more sexually sophisticated and sexually creative than Brad Pitt is. If you tune into each of them that is what you might feel about each of them. Angelina is exceptionally strong, intense and passionate and so that certainly brings a different kind of element to love making. A fair amount of men are not quite that way and I guess one could perceive that Brad Pitt is more of a straight sex kind of a guy; that he doesn't have an appetite or desire to explore sexuality to the depths that we might imagine that Angelina would, especially after all the stories we have heard about her. We tend to believe them. Personally I hope that Angelina gets to explore and fulfill all of
August 24th, 2010 6:21 AM
She is bored because he is an all american boy who lovemaking is normal. She likes the toys and animals. She needs to move on to someone a little less normal. Its too bad they hooked been nothing but misery for all 3. He had such a nice life with Jen too bad they didnt have the children and were still together. We all loved them as couple and always will. No couple will ever be better than them. They had a love like no other that is why we all cant get over it. It breaks my heart to see them not together.
August 23rd, 2010 9:40 PM
jennifer dont need brad he does not deserver her she could do sooo much better yea hes hot but he messed up with her he is a lier and a cheater and he deserves someone like angelina because they r just a like i hope they live a nice miserable life together haha brad the good one got away!!!
August 22nd, 2010 5:54 AM
yes!!!! that's good for both of them..
August 20th, 2010 7:40 AM
Angelina is a dark soul.....I feel sorry for Brad....I think Jen will make a great step-mom...I'm also quite sure Angelina will make their lives miserable..
August 19th, 2010 12:12 PM
im a jennifer fan , but ithink brad & angie are doing fine . and ja has movied on . and i do not wish trouble on anyone . i hope all are happy in life .