What celebrity gossip tabloids won't think up next. No good Brangelina breakup rumors to exaggerate? How about what a boring dude Brad Pitt is!
That's basically the chosen tack for Star this week, with its cover proclaiming Angelina Jolie is "so over him!" Hard to blame her. He sounds LAME!
Not only is her partner of half a decade really annoying whenever he eats and not that intelligent in general, the guy's just no fun in bed anymore.
Sometimes it just feels like a chore ...
BORED WITH BRAD: Angelina Jolie allegedly is. According to a magazine which has zero credibility. On the plus side, we're never bored with their stories at least!
Maybe this is all part of his plan to win back Jennifer Aniston. If he makes himself really unappealing at home, by refusing to try anything new in the sack, chewing with his mouth open, etc., Angelina may decide she's had enough.
Then she'll leave him for another star, and he'll come off looking like the sympathetic figure when he reunites with America's Sweetheart, who he wed 10 years ago.
Think about it ...